She began as Britains
answer to Marilyn Monroe but with a
decided difference -- -whereas Marilyn
and Jayne Mansfield were unattainable and
basically goddesses Diana Dors was
undeniably common and endearing. She was
a post-war good time girl who sent hearts
racing in her mink bikini and sassy
demeanor! She provided an interesting
contrast --- she looked completely
artificial but acted utterly natural. She
was most favorably cast as a busty blonde
good time girl who liked her ale and
laughs and a periodic role in the hay.
The woman (and tabloid
darling) with a natural flair for
publicity was born Diana Mary Fluck at
the Haven Nursing Home in Swindon on
October 23rd, 1931 and wore a
patch as a girl to correct a lazy eye and
was also born with naturally brown
hair.But this Swindon native had stars in
her eyes and her sights were set on
decidedly greener pastures. The quest for
stardom was a constant in her young life.
She had a great quote about
seeing her name in lights I
needed to change my name (she adopted
Dors, her grandmothers
surname and dyed her hair shortly
thereafter as well)
I mean what if
there it was up in lights (Fluck) and one
of the lights blew
She was
saucy indeed! The always-approachable
star was the product of a determined
mother who launched Diana into the big
time after the girl won a beauty contest
at the age of 13. Mature for her age she
lied and was soon being cast and recorded
as 17! Soon after she married her first
husband Dennis Hamilton (at age 17) who
helped orchestrate her early career and
starred her in a number of British films
good time girls in such flicks as
Charlotte in Oliver Twist
(1948), Dance Hall
(1950), Lady Godiva Rides
Again (1951) this was the
film that truly launched her career after
The American Board of Film Censors
demanded the film be censored and ordered
her navel to be properly covered! This
film was followed by The
Weak and the Wicked
(1953), and Blonde Sinner
(1956) in which she is executed by
hanging. In 1955 she was presented to the
Queen at the Royal Command Performance.
By 1956 the girl from the wrong side of
the tracks was Britains highest
paid film star.
On a personal front Dennis
Hamilton died before their divorce was
finalized and she then married Hogans
Heroes/Family
Feud survey
says host Richard Dawson. That
marriage produced 2 sons. In the mid
1950s Hollywood came calling and Diana
was more than ready. It all seemed so
promising. She trekked the Atlantic to
star in such films as An Alligator
named Daisy (1955), The
Broadway Jungle (1955),
I Married a Woman
(1957), The Unholy Wife
(1957), Yield to the Night
(1956) as the woman condemned to hang.
That same year there was a scandal
involving an affair with Rod Steiger.
These films were followed by The
Long Haul (1957), The
Lady and The Prowler
(1958), The Married a Woman
(1958), etc. At this point the saucy
actress was even denounced by The
Archbishop of Canterbury!
During this period she
separated from Dawson (eventually
divorcing him in 1967), bankruptcy and
tough times followed. In the meantime she
had returned to England to basically
resume her career. But things were never
to be quite the same for around this time
the shapely gal had become more of a
buxom and blowsy blonde and those
roles also suited her rather well.
Shortly thereafter she married actor
Arthur Lake after a 6-week
whirlwind courtship.
The former sexpot would
actually find greater success (after
packing on a few pounds) as a blowsy
character actress. She appeared twice in
the Alfred Hitchcock presents series
in The
Sorcerers Apprentice
(1962) she is cut in half by a crazed
magician --- a fate she suffered as well
in the 1968 fright flick Berserk!.
The following year (1963) she starred in
the Hitchcock segment Run
for Doom in which she is
viciously strangled. A slew of tragic
roles continued: In Baby
Love (1968) Dors stars as
Liz and slits her wrists in the tub,
Crazed
(1973) with Jack Palance and Trevor
Howard, enduring the big top circus
shenanigans as trampy Matilda in Berserk
(1968) opposite Joan Crawford in which
Dors is actually sawed in half(!), ,
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
(1981) with David Hemmings, Children
of the Full Moon (1982)
with Simon MacCorkindale, as a nagging
housewife due to get hers in From
Beyond the Grave with
Peter Cushing, Donald Pleasence, and
David Warner, as Maisie Psaltry
(smothered by a pillow) in Theatre
of Blood (1973) with
Vincent Price and Diana Rigg, Nothing
But the Night (1972) with
Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee, etc.
Aside from being an actress
and tabloid regular, Ms. Dors gained
notoriety and rock immortality by other
means --- she was featured as the blonde
on the front row of the Beatles classic
album Sgt. Peppers
Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Sadly, in 1982 this vivacious and unique
screen presence was rushed to the
hospital where she was found to have a
severe ovarian cyst, which had ruptured.
The cyst was malignant and the actress
was diagnosed with cancer. The following
year it was discovered that the malignant
cells had spread to her stomach and the
cancer had returned. Rather than shy away
from the news she wrote a column about
her trials and even accepted a wonderful
role on of her finest as the
proprietress of a water spa in her final
film Steaming
with Vanessa Redgrave and Sarah Miles.
She was also voted television personality
of the year in 1983. Despite the
treatments it was discovered the cancer
had aggressively spread even to
her bone marrow. Eventually the wondrous
Diana Dors was to pass away from the
disease (stomach cancer) on May 4th
1984 at the age of 52 though in true Dors
form she had her hair brushed fashionably
back and she was wearing her favorite
shorty nightgown at the time of her
passing. Her requiem funeral service was
held at the Church of the Sacred Heart in
Sunningdale. She was placed in a golden
oak coffin in a sensational evening gown
of gold lame with a matching full cape
and laid to rest beneath the shade of a
sycamore tree.
However, she carried a
mystery with her to the grave. The frugal
actress had apparently hidden away a
supposed sum of over $2 million and gave
her husband Arthur Lake the key that
would supposedly crack the code. However
on October 10th a distraught
Mr. Lake took a shotgun to their bedroom
and blew his brains out distraught
over the death of the love of his life.
Their son still searches to this day for
clues to unlock the whereabouts of the
great sum. |