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Don't Go Near the Park (1981???)

   
Produced & Directed by: Lawrence D. Foldes

Written by: Linwood Chase & Lawrence D. Foldes

Starring:


Crackers Phin .... Mark / Gar
Barbara Bain .... Patty / Tra / Griffith's Wife / Petranella
Tamara Taylor .... Bondi
Meeno Peluce .... Nick
Linnea Quigley .... Bondi's Mother
Aldo Ray .... Taft
Chris Riley .... Cowboy

Release Date: Theatrical: 1981???

Rating:

 

Two prehistoric cult members named Gar (Crackers Phin) and Petranella (Barbara Bain) keep alive and remain ageless by cannibalising children.
They are damned by the tribal Queen to an eternity of old age when she discovers their lurid exploits and in order to stay young they must eat the guts out of young people as they do this for centuries till present day.
Taft finds a hideout spot at a house renting a room and falls in love with the owner there and get married.
Then they give birth to a little girl named Bondi as Taft has plans for his daughter when she turns 16.
After Bondi (Tamara Taylor) turns 16, her father gives her a special necklace and then Bondi's Mother (Linnea Quigley) has a dispute with her husband Taft out of jealousy of Bondi which causes the two to separate which causes herself to run away as she hitches a ride with a group of perverted dope smokers.
Bondi is nearly raped but her necklace causes her to safety.
She encounters a closed down ranch where other runaway kids are living run by an old woman.
One of the children named Nick (Meeno Peluce) is selling flowers at a local town and finds out from a resident there named Taft (Aldo Ray) that where he's living is cursed by demons and the kids fear for their safety and Daddy has deadly plans for his darling Bondi.

 

What a whacked out and twisted horror movie as the story can't seem to make up it's mind whether it's a fantasy or horror.
It hardly makes any sense to top it all off and it's not surprising that the film was close to obscure.
There were interesting moments with the scenery like the forest and the dead rising close to the end but this film was more dated that when it was released looking like a late 60's or early 70's horror flick.
Thank god a sequel never arose.

The acting is very stale in this clunker as they need to show more character and energy.
This was scream queen Linnea Quigley's first supporting role in a horror film and then it was Graduation Day but her work in other films was better than this.
Child actor Meeno Peluce seems to pull through okay in this film as he seems very charming with his character but he was better remembered in the Amityville Horror
Well known character actress Barbara Monker (Who credited herself as Monker for her last name) however, seemed to be convincing when she disguises herself with different characters in the film as you'd think she was someone else so a gold star for her.
Aldo Ray's
special appearance as a town local is quite interesting too.

Linnea Quigley's character is taking a shower behind a closed glass door so it's not too see able but she shows off her breasts while in a bed scene.
Tamara Taylor briefly shows her breasts after her character is nearly raped when her shirt is torn open.
A female victim has her shirt torn open breasts fully exposed.

Female victims have their stomach's torn open and their guts eaten.

When you think that Lawrence D. Foldes would try and pick up the pace with this film he never really does but again, he was never a director who had a good reputation for his work.
His work with the actors is very tiresome as it looks like he lets them do what they want.
He does show some interesting nightmare and flashback sequences as well as the dead rising towards the end of the movie.

The orchestra for this film was well composed with the violin and horn playing. However, it doesn't fit for a horror film and more for those crime adventure shows like Rockford Files.