 
Two American tourists
named Mark (Richard Grieco) and Amy
(Chasey Lain) go on a camping trip to
Ireland in the deep dark woods to have a
romantic time together. However they are
killed by a cannibal and eaten.
A few days later a group of American
university students led by a woman named
Karen Douglas (Bobbie Phillips) moves
into a beautiful cottage in the woods
where they are there to learn about the
legend of the canniballistic cult family
called the Druids along with other Celtic
legends.
Rumor has it that some are still alive
wandering in the forest.
A crazed local woodsman named Gary (Simon
Peacock) tries to ward them off as his
sister was killed and tries to tell them
some of the Druids are still alive.
However, the students don't listen and
still do some exploring.
Two of the students wander off at night
and go to an abandoned copper mine where
the Druids remained and do some exploring
only to be trapped and killed by an
ancestor Druid. Then the Druids member
slaughters and eats the other people
living at the forest and one of the
suriviors tries to find a way to survive
and kill this monsterous maniac.
This was a ripoff
to Scream and Hell
Night but with some Violent
Shit cannibalism and gore.
It looked promising and very mysterious
even if it was made on a video budget.
It also promises to be a party teen
horror flick but it ends off as very
stupid, silly and perverted.
Well at least it was made on a descent
low budget for a Canadian independent
film trying to look like the movie is set
in Ireland but the story was a waste of
time.
The acting is okay
with these actors as they worked hard in
their roles. We also get a dozen of
Canadian locals performing their stuff as
best as they can.
We also have special appearances by porn
stars such as Jenna Jameson who
is very mysterious even if her role was
very brief and it makes you wonder who
she really is.
We even have retired porn queen
Ginger Lynn Allen who seems to do
not too bad at playing an Irish local but
she seems like an American actress
putting on an accent.
It's nice to see former 21
Jumpstreet TV star Richard
Grieco doing a bit of acting work
again but his scene is only during the
beginning of the film yet his role seems
very effective and memorable for this
film.
Canadian local Simon Peacock seems
convincing as a disturbed woodsman and is
believeable at being an Irishman too so
hands up for him.
Lead actress Bobbie Phillips is
the best with her role and has alot of
character in her role too.
During the very
beginning of this film porn icon Chasey
Lain is fornicating with Grieco's
character in a tent full breasts revealed
and a brief butt shot
Porn queen Jenna Jameson's top
is ripped off with breasts fully exposed
before being gutted alive in the cave of
the mine shaft
We have a full naked body of other porn
actress Taylor Hayes is full
nude and bloody too in a cave of the mine
shaft.
Ginger Lynn keeps her clothes on
throughout her special
appearance/supporting role.
Lots of perverted
gore as alot seems to be borrowed heavily
from and Andreas Schnaas German
flick.
We have guts, intestines and hearts being
pulled out
Body pieces on a roast
Decapitations
People being sliced and diced
An inborn child being ripped out (How
gross)
A knife through a teens head
Plenty of blood too
Well Christian
Veil seems to get the film going
with the story at first and coaches
everyone veery well aplus great shots
with the people in the dark gloomy woods
but then it gets ridiculous when the
events are revealed.
He does show some good fighting sequences
with Ginger Lynn Allen after
she's attacked by Lael Stellick's
character however.
He also directed Simon Peacock very
well too with his part as the typical
crazed person in a horror film trying to
ward off people warning the dangers
there.
During the very end it looks very
effective too.
The music by Alex
Khaskin seems to stand out well with
it's low budget synthesizer but it's not
Z-grade sounding thank goodness as he
puts the pieces together well.
Barbara:
You guys are really starting to give me
the creeps. You sound like some Ted Raimi
flick or something.
Gary:
Tell the kids to stick to the path. Bad
things happen when you stray from the
path!
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