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Directed
by: Steven
Miner
Produced
& Written by:
David E. Kelley
Starring:
Bill Pullman .... Jack
Wells
Bridget
Fonda .... Kelly
Scott
Oliver Platt .... Hector
Cyr
Brendon Gleeson ....
Sherrif Hank Keough
Betty White .... Mrs.
Delores Bickerman
David Lewis .... Walt
Lawson
Tim Dixon .... Stephen
Daniels
Natassia Malthe ....
Janine
Mariska Hargitay ....
Myra Okubo
Meredith Salenger ....
Deputy Sharon Gare
Jed Rees .... Deputy
BurkeRelease
Date: Theatrical:
July 16, 1999
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A
sheriff named Hank Keough
(Brendon Gleeson) does some
researching with his deputy named
Stevens (Richard Leacock) in a
lake called Lake Placid. While
Stevens is scubbadiving under
water he is suddenly and quickly
chomped in half by an unknown
creature.
They bring some reserachers and
other deputies into the area to
help to find out what caused his
death and bring up the local Game
Warden named Jack Wells (Bill
Pullman) and he teams up with a
paleontologist named Kelly Scott
(Bridget Fonda) from New York to
find the beast.
Then arrives an eccentric
philanthropist with a penchant
for "Crocs" named
Hector Cyr (Oliver Platt) who
tells them they are dealing with
a crocodile but some of them find
it very hard to believe it is due
to certain weather conditions
during the different seasons at
the lake.
Hector tries to set booby traps
for the croc but Hank ends up
being trapped in them all the
time. While they are researching
again in the lake, another
deputy's head is chomped off by
this crocodile who is a close
friend of Hank's.
Next, they dicover that a nutty
widow named Delores Bickerman
(Betty White) whom they have
questioned her before has been
feeding this croc with her cattle
to keep it alive. The team tries
to find some way to flush it out
of the lake by keeping it alive
and transferring it to another
department of a lake in another
country before it kills more
people, and this time it would be
including them!
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I very much enjoyed
this film as it shows true talent
into making a film with a good
strong plot and not one of those
typical type horror flicks that
offers mainly killing to cover
the storyline.
This is packed with action and
comedy as well making this film a
major entertainment vehicle to
watch as well.
It's both witty, terrifying and
adventurous all together.
I advise horror fans to watch
this piece if they haven't
already as they has a terrific
set to shoot this thing.
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The acting is great
and has an interesting cast of
characters.
We have a great co-starring role
by Brendon Gleeson as
the temperamental Sherrif who is
funny in his role when he loses
it with Oliver Platt's eccentric
character.
There's also a hilarious
supporting role by Betty
White as the nutty
bubble-headed widow which should
give you a few laughs if you
enjoyed her work in shows before,
since she usually played these
types of roles.
All of the other cast members
pull extremely well in their
roles which should please
everyone, regardless.
A deputy is chomped
in half which is very gruesome
and graphic
A decapitated moose's head is
found in a lake
A persons head rolls in towards
the camp scene of the
researchers.
We also get the croc quickly
chomping off another deputy's
head.
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Steve Miner
is the man for this one and we
all remember how he started when
he worked in the first two
sequels of Friday the
13th, during which time
his work lacked somewhat.
However, with this film he is far
from lacking and shows major
improvement.
He shows terrific scenery as well
as fast action with the crocodile
attacking
(using special effects) and
terrific action with the actors
as well, making them seem
unbelievably funny with their
comedic lines.
A really suspenseful scene he
directed was when Platt's
character was in the lake face to
face with the croc, during which
time you may think to yourself
"Any sudden moves and this
beast will chomp you faster than
a speeding bullet!"
He also made the scene, where the
chopper crashes into the lake,
look completely real and dynamic
as well.
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Excellent composing
by John Ottman as he
brings the suspense with his
classical composing when it's
necessary and making it sound
very mainstream.
His direction with musical
backgrounds is guaranteed to make
you jump at times.
We have a three
songtracks used in the film and
one of them is a cover song of The
Partridge Family's classic "I
Think I Love You",
played during the beginning of
the movie when the sherrif and
deputy are doing reserch work in
the lake and the son is playing
on their radio.
Also there is a song entitled
"It's Not Unusual"
by Tom Jones and during the
closing credits there's a reggae
song performed by Bob Marley and
the Wailers with their track "Is
this Love".


Mrs.
Bickerman: I'm rooting for
the crocodile. I hope he swallows
your friends whole.
[Upon
finding a decaying toe]
Hector: Is this the man
that was killed?
Sheriff Hank Keough: He
seemed... taller.
Sheriff
Hank Keough: Ma'am, your
husband Bernie, you didn't by any
chance lead him to the lake
blindfolded?
Mrs. Bickerman: If I had a
dick, this is where I'd tell you
to suck it!
[to
a game warden]
Hector Cyr: I'm a
civilian, not a trout - you have
no authority over me whatsoever.
Kelly
Scott: The lake is so black
and still.
Sheriff Hank Keough: Yeah,
we wanted to call it Lake Placid,
but we heard that name was
already taken.
Jack
Wells: It's not a science
trip.
Kelly Scott: Could you be
a little more condescending?
'Cause I'm not real great with
subtlety.
Jack Wells: Something in
that lake killed somebody, all
right? I appreciate your trying
to help. I'm really glad that
you... brought the RAID.
Kelly Scott: There, that's
better.
Jack Wells: Ma'am...
Kelly Scott: Look, if you
call me "ma'am" one
more time I'll sue you for sexual
harrassment, and with today's
laws, it's possible.
Sheriff Hank Keough: She's
good.
Kelly
Scott: You got to fire your
big gun. Did it meet your
expectations?
Sheriff Hank Keough:
Overrated.
Kelly
Scott: I don't do field and
even if I did... Maine? I'm
allergic to timber!
Sheriff
Hank Keough: I... I... I
never heard of a crocodile
crossing an ocean.
Hector Cyr: Well, they
conceal information like that in
books.
Sheriff
Hank Keough: Tents were sent
ahead. Should already be set up
by the time we get there.
Kelly Scott: Tents? We're
staying in TENTS?
Sheriff Hank Keough: I
told you, two days we'd have to
camp.
Kelly Scott: Yes! Camp!
But I thought that meant Ramada
Inn. I never heard tents! Will
there be toilets?
Jack Wells: Maybe we
should just take you back.
Kelly Scott: Why? Because
I prefer toilets?
Kelly Scott: Maybe I
should just wipe myself with some
leafy little piece of poison oak.
And then I can spend the whole
day scratchin' my ass, blendin'
in with the natives.
Kelly
Scott: Uh, there's something
I wanted to ask you. What's it
like to be a woman in the woods
of Maine? I mean, the guys don't
turn all horny or anything like
they did in Deliverance, right?
[She sees Jack Wells is
listening]
Kelly Scott: Ahh... I knew
you were there.
Jack Wells: Hmm. Never
been to Maine before, huh?
Kelly Scott: Oh, I have
good hygiene, I'm not welcome.
Sheriff
Hank Keough: Who are you?
Hector Cyr: Hector Cyr, I
said it once, lemme know when it
sinks in, OK?
Sheriff
Hank Keough: Crocodiles can't
swim in salt water.
Hector Cyr: Yeah, well,
that'll be your little secret.
[Sheriff
Keough finds two of his deputies
digging a deep hole and gives
them an icy stare]
1st Deputy: He paid us.
Five hundred.
2nd Deputy: It's a trap.
Sheriff Hank Keough: You
accepted money from him?
1st Deputy: We took a
check.
[Hector
Cyr is dancing with a female
Deputy Sheriff]
Hector Cyr: Law
enforcement is very dangerous
work isn't it?
[She nods]
Hector Cyr: And you have
such big, wonderful boobs.
Deputy Sharon Gare: Ha!
Thank you!
[Hector
Cyr is preparing to SCUBA dive to
look for the crocodile]
Sheriff Hank Keough: I
brought a pork chop for luck.
Maybe you could hang it around
your neck.
Hector Cyr: That's sweet.
Maybe later you can chew the bark
off my big fat log.
Mrs.
Bickerman: Oh, my husband
passed away. It's been almost two
years now.
Sheriff Hank Keough: My
department doesn't have any
record of that, Mrs. Bickerman.
Mrs. Bickerman: Well, I'm
sorry. Incomplete records haunt
me so.
Jack Wells: What was the
cause of your husband's death,
ma'am? Do you know?
Kelly Scott: We don't mean
to invade your privacy, but was
he ill, was he sick?
Sheriff Hank Keough: Was
he swallowed?
Sheriff
Hank Keough: The tooth is in
here.
Kelly Scott: Well
that's... that's the morgue.
Sheriff Hank Keough: Yes.
Kelly Scott: Well, uh...
is the dead guy in there?
Sheriff Hank Keough:
That's where they keep 'em. Look,
you want me to bring the tooth
out here?
Kelly Scott: No. No,
let's... after you.
Hector
Cyr: I am a brown belt! Go
ahead! Take your best shot! Take
your best
[the sheriff punches him in
the nose, knocks him flat]
Sheriff Hank Keough: He
said he knew karate.
Jack Wells: You hit him.
Sheriff Hank Keough: I
did, yeah.
Hector Cyr: Did he say
"go"? Aren't you
supposed to say "go" in
karate? You're supposed to say
"go"!
Sheriff
Hank Keough: Look. He's
suffering. I get to be humane.
[Aims grenade launcher]
Hector Cyr: No! No. No,
no, no look, he's trapped. We've
done it. So what it's not a net
but, but, but he's trapped.
Mission accomplished.
Jack Wells: Shoot him!
Hector Cyr: I've got more
drugs. He's half dead.
Jack Wells: He's half
alive! Shoot him!
Mrs.
Bickerman: Murders and rapes
in the city, people bomb planes,
can the police stop 'em? No! But
feed one little cow to a
crocodile...
Sheriff Hank Keough:
You're gonna stay right here
until the police show. You're
under full house arrest.
Mrs. Bickerman: Thank you,
officer fuck-meat!
[the
U.S. and Florida game officials
finally show up]
Sheriff Hank Keough: We,
uh, trapped him with our chopper.
Hector
Cyr: He bit me! He bit me!
There's two! There's two!
Sheriff Hank Keough: I can
count.
[the second crocs rears up out
of the water and the sheriff
blows his head off with the
grenade launcher]
Sheriff Hank Keough: Back
to one.
Hector
Cyr: What'd Bickerman say?
Jack Wells: Well, she
didn't want to tell us about the
second croc 'cause she was afraid
we'd blow its head off.
Sheriff Hank Keough:
Women's intuition.
[to
the sheriff]
Hector: Sometimes when
friends of the family say things,
they tend not to sink in. So
maybe it would help to hear it
from a complete stranger. YOU'RE
FAT.
Kelly
Scott: His scales were oval.
He's an Asian Crocodile.
Sheriff Hank Keough:
Why... why would he come here? I
mean, it's impossible. Asia. How
would he get here?
Hector Cyr: Obviously some
asshole in Hong Kong flushed him
down the toilet.
Mrs.
Bickerman: I'll sue you!
Jack Wells: Go ahead.
Mrs. Bickerman: You can't
take a cow by eminent domain!
Sheriff Hank Keough: We
just did.
Jack Wells: We won't let
her get hurt, Ma'am.
Mrs. Bickerman: You're all
cocksuckers! I knew it first, I
just didn't want to say it!
Kelly
Scott: What kind of backup do
we have?
Sheriff Hank Keough: We?
Kelly Scott: What?
Sheriff Hank Keough: Well,
I'm a little unclear as to why
the museum would send somebody
here.
Kelly Scott: You got a
thing against museums?
Sheriff Hank Keough: Naw,
I got nothin' against museums.
Kelly Scott: Ever been in
one?
[Kelly
slaps Keough]
Sheriff Hank Keough: Quit
hitting me!
Kelly Scott: Stop throwing
heads at me!
Sheriff
Hank Keough: We're saved! The
museum in New York just sent us
some additional backup.
Kelly Scott: Kelly Scott.
Jack Wells: Jack Wells.
Kelly Scott: Hi.
Jack Wells: Eh, some
museum sent ya', huh?
Kelly Scott: What, are we
all museum bigots in Maine?
Sheriff Hank Keough: She's
rude sarcastic. You two should
get along.
Jack
Wells: Do you know how your
husband died?
Mrs. Bickerman: Oh yes! I
killed him.
Jack Wells: You killed
him?
Mrs. Bickerman: Oh yes!
Kelly
Scott: I will NOT calm down!
This is the second time I've been
hit with a severed head and I
DON'T LIKE IT!
Hector
Cyr: Let's not overlook the
fact that he didn't eat me.
Jack Wells: 'Cause he just
ate a cow, stupid!
[In
the progress of taming the
crocodile instead of killing it]
Kelly Scott: We're doing
the right thing.
Jack Wells: You wouldn't
think so if you are eaten.
Hector
Cyr: Did she tell you we had
sex? So vigorous!
Kelly Scott: I *never* had
sex with you!
Hector Cyr: Damn, I'm so
terrible, they never remember.
Hector
Cyr: You're supposed to say
'go' in karate. You face each
other, you bow, and you say go!
Sheriff Hank Keough: Yeah,
as in go fuck yourself!
Mrs.
Bickerman: Is it illegal to
wish the chewing of law
enforcement?
Mrs.
Bickerman: [slapping her
cow to the crocodile] Come
and get it.
Kelly
Scott: You hurt his feelings.
Jack Wells: I don't care.
[to Keough]
Jack Wells: Do you care?
Sheriff Hank Keough: No,
he's an asshole.
Sheriff
Hank Keough: Oh God, we
forgot to pack feminine napkins!
The
DVD Features:
- Available
Subtitles: English,
Spanish
- Available
Audio Tracks: English
(Dolby Digital 5.1),
French (Dolby Digital 2.0
Surround), Spanish (Dolby
Digital 2.0 Surround)
- Featurette
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