Mistress Misty (Debbie
Rochon) is lustful, charming and
beautifully evil introducing some stories
in her dark dungeon and hungry for blood
and human brains too.
First she plays a
chapter titled Dark
Rose: The 700 Year Itch
about two female's, one is a vampiress
and another a werewolf as they do some
kung fu battling to the death.
Next chapter is titled Sheeps
Clothing of a man named
Bobby Arruci (Kevin White) who suspects
that his wife is cheating on him and
hires a private investigator to look into
it and are in for a major shock.
The we have Crying
Wolf about a couple
named Billy Joe (Jonathan Shane Ferrell)
and Tracy (Annie Maleski) who stop in the
middle of the woods only to be nearly
slaughtered by a werewolf but Billy Joe
survived this and knows who he is and
tells the Sheriff to lock him away but
then discovers a dark and deadly secret
on who the werewolf really was.
A film made on a
camcorder but yet some of the chapters in
this anthology seemed quite intersting
We have a few laughs with the wraparound
story as it looked so pohny but yet fun
to watch with some interesting dark
The first chapter Dark Rose: The 700
Year Itch was about under 10
minutes long however, it looked very
corny but a fun romp watching a vampiress
battling a she wolf. They tried to make
it look creative as possible for the weak
budget they had and I must say I will
give everyone credit for trying very hard
to do what they had to do.
We spot some
weak camera shots on both Rose LeNoire andthe other woman but we have some good goofy blocking on
their battles together with vampiress
against werewolf jumping in the air as
well as some good martial arts kicking
In Sheeps Clothing I
could do without as it looked like the
chapter was shot on a surveillance camera
and trying to give it that 007
type of style with the narration. But
there was a quick car speeding towards
ahouse to help someone with the
transformation of another she wolf which
looked corny but amusing at the same time
are good close up shots on lead character Billy by getting up and getting
ready for his mission.
We have some cheesy shots on Minister Harrison being chained to a bed trying
to look kinky but it really looked
lacking but however there's a good shot
on Gina Arrucci by showing her
fangs and about to attack someone along
with a good shot on Billy speeding up to
the drive and then shooting his rifle.
Cry Wolf however was my favourite out of all the chapters on the woods and the werewolf attacking with a funny battle between two werewolfs which you gotta love.
A shot on both
Billy Joe and Tracy having an argument
and driving near a wooded area.
There's a good shot on a camera watching
behind the woods on Tracy and
she comes up approaching acting friendly
and then a good camera attack with her
freaking out which almost makes you jump
along with a good cheesy look at a
werewolf and then a good battle with Billy Joe.
Some good reactions on
passerby's wondering what to do but
however Billy Joe moves a bit when he's
supposed to be knocked unconcious.
We have a very lacking discussion between Billy Joe and The Sheriff taking place the next
day when Billy Joe tries to
convince him to be locked up before he
turns when the moon is full. But we do
spot a good shot on him lifting up his
shirt to show claw marks.
There's also a good shot on The Sheriff throwing Billy Joe around and
crashing through a wall.
We have some cheesy but enjoyable
moments on their reactions when the
two of them change into werewolves along
with their battles.
Bottom line: Check this movie out if you're into home type made movie projects which is not easy to find financing for films and these people did their best and was aired on the internet before going to video and became a part of the Tomb of Terrors dvd collection last 2007.
The acting is somewhat good and somewhat bad so let's review this shall we? Debbie Rochon (Mistress Misty /
Hostess) hosted the wraparound story sounding very lustful and funny too bringing good character to the whole wraparound story.
Jonathan Shane Ferrell (Billy Joe) in the last chapter Crying Wolf seemed to put alot of energy, aggression and character to his part as the lead male in the film realising he will become a werewolf plus was great on his blocking and facial expressions too.
Kevin White (Bobby Arrucci / Billy /
The Sheriff) however really was way too melodramatic and trying too hard to portray a redneck sheriff and was not impressed with his performance at all.
Annie Maleski (Tracy) on the other hand was one of the best performers in this film next to Rochon who showed good characteristics to her part and a nice blunt attitude too when the scene was necessary.
We have a phony
shot on a heart that was ripped out which
looked like a total rubber toy in the
first chapter called Dark Rose:
The 700 Year Itch.
There's also a brain for the wraparound
story which you could tell was jelly.
We have sharp claw marks on a persons
chest during the Crying Wolf chapter.
We spot some cheesy organ
and synthesizer adventureous music in
which the composer tried to make it sound
very old fashioned like for Dark Rose:
The 700 Year Itch
We spot some descent jazz music for the
beginning of Sheeps Clothing
but I wasn't a fan of it at all yet it
was well done.
For Crying Wolf we have
some good metallic guitar riffs for when
the werewolf attacks along with some good
ole big bad western showdown guitar music