|
|
A , B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P,
Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
|
| Mark
of the Astro Zombies |
2002 |
|
|
Produced,
Written, Photographed,
Edited & Directed by:
Ted V. Mikels
Starring:
Tura Satana .... Malvira
Satana
Liz Renay .... Crystal
Collins
Brinke Stevens .... Cindy
Natale
Sean Morelli .... Jeff
Lancaster
Anton Funtek .... Zekeith
Shanti .... Dr. Owens
Gene Paul Jones ....
President Ward Pennington
Robert Southerland ....
Gen. Kingston
Scott Blacksher ....
ZokarRelease
Date: Direct-to-DVD:
April 4, 2002
| Rating:
|
 |
|
A
group of evil aliens from a
distant asteroid lands on Earth
to create half human robots with
synthetic blood and body parts
and turning these robots into
astro zombies.
These astro zombies start to
terrorise various parts of the
country by killing people and
taking over the world.
Friendly aliens from another
asteroid tries to put a stop to
the madness going on by battling
out the evil ones.
This
dud is as bad as it gets. No
budget or special effects
whatsoever as it looks like a
home video with an expensive
camera, the story barely has a
plot, it's very confusing and
it's not the least bit scary and
you can tell the aliones are
dressed in costumes its that bad.
Ted V. Mikels sounds
like he lost his touch since his
days of cheesy sci-fi/horror
monster filmmaking that he used
to do back in the 60's.
I'm surprised this film was ever
released.
The cast tries to
pull their weight with this one
but it's extremely corny,
unbelievable and very bland.
Phony bloody
stabbings by machette wielding
alien type zombie robots.
A head of a motor bike rider is
chopped off.
There is also a piece of a leg
and hand.
A butt shot of a
woman taking a shower.
Ted
should be ashamed of his work on
this one as he shows very little
effort with his cast.
You can also tell the outdoor
scenes weren't on a closed set
either and the zombie robot alien
attacks are totally unconvincing.
The music is very
plain but there are some odd
suspenseful keyboard playing.
U.S.A.
 |
DVD

|
The
DVD Features:
- Widescreen
Presentation
- Trailers
- Still
Gallery
- Talent
Bio's
- Bonus
Movie: Szamota's Mistress
1998 25 minute short film
(Starring Tina Krause and
Joe Zaso)
|
|
|
|
|