Florida
native Michael Hoffman has been
in the independent film industry
since he was a kid. He enjoys
making horror films but aims for
them to be funnier than scary but
still the horror film fans can
enjoy his work as he has a unique
style with them. He is famous for
his recent work in the horror
film anthologies of Scary Tales
which stars character actor Joel
D. Wynkoop who plays the demented
storyteller Mr. Longfellow. I had
the honour to interview this fine
filmmaker as he has a busy
schedule coming up of more
slaspstcik horror that will star
Linnea Quigley, Reggie Bannister
and James Palmer.Greg:
At what age did you see yourself
as an entertainer?
Michael:
I starated making
"movies" very young.
About 4 years old. I would
re-enact police chase scenes,
with my mother playing a cop,
sitationing me.
I recieved
my first camcorder (a Fischer
Price black and white, which
recorded on audio cassette tapes)
when I was 6, and began shooting
mini-features. Usually variations
on films like "The
Pink Panther" or
television series like "Get
Smart".
When I was
10, I was given my first color
camcorder and began making flicks
like "Friday the
13th: Jason's Revenge"
and "Halloween: The
End of Michael Meyers".
Greg:
Did you see yourself
directing and producing horror
flicks?
Michael:
I haven't really seen
myself doing anything else (aside
from maybe a sales job; I've
always been great with
commissioned pay).
Greg:
What was your first gig?
Michael:
My first official job was on a
shoestring budgeted flick called
"Truth or Dare 3: Screaming
For Sanity". I just
helped with casting and
production assistant duties. I
wasn't on set very much.
Greg:
Who was in it and what was the
story about?
Michael:
It starred Joel D. Wynkoop ("Killing
Spree"), and was
the third entry in the
"Truth or Dare"
saga, which follows serial killer
Mike Strauber. The original "Truth
or Dare: A Critical Madness"
was a huge success on the video
market in 1986.
Greg:
Did it have a theatrical release
or film festival or was it just
direct-to-DVD and video?
Michael:
Straight-to-video, baby; with a
theatrical premiere at the
now-defunct Festival Theater in
Ft .Pierce, Florida. That was a
really neat place! Unfortunately,
the smoking ban in Florida killed
it. The movie's currently
available from Sub Rose Studios.
Greg:
What was the experience like with
it?
Michael:
I had fun. I was only 16 at the
time, and didn't have a whole
hell of a lot to do.
Greg:
Any familiar actors work in it?
Michael:
Just Joel, really. I guess Bill
Cassinelli (who stars in the "Scary
Tales" series) also
had a cameo.
Greg:
What kinds of a response did the
movie get?
Michael:
I think pretty negative from the
fans of the series, to be honest.
Tim Ritter had kind of run out of
budget by the third entry.
Ashame; as the script was
definately there.
Greg:
What was it like making
"Scary Tales"?

Michael:
A lot of fun. It was my first
feature, and was a hell of a
learning experience. I was 19
when we started.
Our main
goal was to keep the script as
small as possible; within our
(tiny) budgetary constraints.
Bill and I
had the same concerns. We'd
rather do as much as we can with
a small concept than try to do
too much with too little. Our
on-set budget (not counting
equipment and post) was basically
just enough to cover our needs.
Greg:
What inspired you to make it?
Michael:
Renting a slew of bad
straight-to-video movies that
were unintentionally funny. We
decided to make a horror film
that we knew was cheesy/campy,
and if folks decided to take
seriously, the joke would be on
them.
Also, the
little-seen 1980 film
"Fiend"
starring Don Leifert as Mr.
Longfellow. In fact, all the
major character names in the "Scary
Tales" series were
inspired by this turkey.
Greg:
I remember the opening had a
comic book title page on it and
it very much reminded me of "Creepshow"
as that was how the film started
as. Were you hoping to have that
same feel as well?
Michael:
Absolutely. As a big fan of EC
comics, Bill Cassinelli (who also
served as co-writer) and I wanted
to make sure the stories
contained irony, rather than just
horror and plot twists; much like
the old comics/graphic novels.
Greg:
How did you find Joel D. Wynkoop
to play the role of Mr. Longfellow?
Michael:
I was walking out of a
store one day, and this drunken
homeless guy asked me for some
spare change. I gave him a couple
of quarters, and started a
conversation, only to find he was
a failed actor! We spoke for a
while, and he told me his name
was Joel Wynkoop...
Just
Kidding.
I had
worked on "Dirty Cop
No Donut" and "Truth
or Dare: Screaming For
Sanity" with Joel a
few years back. I thought he had
the perfect demeanor and attitude
for a character like Mr.
Longfellow.
Greg:
What was he like to work with? Is
he really a character like Mr.
Longfellow?
Michael:
Yes. Joel enjoys telling stories
and then slaughtering those who
aren't interested in listening.
One thing you learn on a Joel D.
Wynkoop set is to NOT argue once
he starts talking!
Actually,
Joel is a very quiet, reserved
guy. He's appeared in about 30
films/television shows, and
everytime a director meets him,
they seem to have the same
reaction. "Wow. I thought
that guy would be a LOT
louder."
The best
way to describe Joel is as a
determined actor and loving
father.
Greg:
Did Bill Cassinelli feel awkward
playing a nerdy type named Dennis
Frye?
Michael:
It's amazing to think that Bill
really is a ladies man...He
actually gained thirty pounds for
the role, and began using
intentionally bad one-liners at
bars when picking up women; just
to steady his character.
No.
Actually, I'm sure Bill will tell
you...he is very much a
self-proclaimed dork; with weekly
"Dungeons and Dragons"
games held at his home. The role
was tailor written for him ;-)
Greg:
I remember the first
chapter "I Aint Got
No Body" as Lindsay
Horgan did a great job playing a
nasty girl named Jamie. What was
she really like in person?
Michael:
She's my ex-girlfriend. At the
time, great in person!
Now...well, I'm bitter. So, I'll
pass up this question. That said;
I'm sure if she reads this (years
later), she'll be happy to see
your positive comments.
Greg:
My favourite chapter is
"Hit & Run" as
I laughed so hard with the dolls
invading Dennis Frye after
accidentally killing that little
girl. The Cabbage Patch Kid was
the funniest one but the horror
came in the end of the chapter.
What brought up the idea to do
that one?
Michael:
Bill wanted to write a variation
on both the "Talking
Tina" episode
of "The Twilight
Zone" and
hitchhiker segmeng of "Creepshow
2". He was in
charge of script; and I found it
rather interesting that we shot a
whole segement as primarily one
big montage - with very little
dialoge.
Greg:
The chapter totally reminded me
of a Twilight Zone
type of feel to it. Did you feel
the same way about it?
Michael:
Sure. Absolutely. Mr.
Cassinelli's intentions all the
way.
Greg:
Were you a fan of the
Twilight Zone?
Michael:
A huge one growing up. I used to
catch all the re-runs on PBS
before bed.
Greg:
The last chapter The
Death Of
.
Was very much like a Tales
from the Crypt chapter.
Have you enjoyed watching that
series and it gave you an idea to
do that chapter?
Michael:
That was definately my favorite
show for a long time (well, that
and "Monsters").
Again, a lot of inspiration came
from there; between the campy
humor and acting.
Greg:
Now it was shot at a
Motel. Did that cost a lot to do
as they can be pricey.
Michael:
Nah. We kept the whole movie on
the cheap, and came-in under
budget.
Greg:
It ran at some film festivals
available to the public. What
kinds of responses did the film
get and where did it play at?
Michael:
Usually very positive. That said,
a lot of people do dislike the
film (which I don't blame them),
as I'm not quite sure if they got
what we were going for. A very
campy throwback to 80's cinema,
with homages to some of the
lamest films of all time. That
said, I consider
"Scary Tales"
a comedy as opposed to a horror
feature.
Greg:
Were viewers excited about the
upcoming sequel and returned to
watch it?
Michael:
Not as many as we've hoped. It's
really weird. The first did so well; and we
loaded part 2 up with horror
icons and some really great
make-up effects artists. Hell,
even the first segment became the
film "Identity"
with John Cusak.
It's been
a favorite with critics, and film
festivals; but the general public
who hasn't screened the film has
been luke-warm. I wonder if it we
didn't do a good job getting the
word out.
We had
great showings at the Rebel Film
Festival (Tennessee ), Screamfest
(Florida), Dark Xmas (Ohio),
Cinema Paradiso (Florida); and so
many other places. With TONS of
audience choice awards. That
said; it has sold extremely well
at conventions nationwide; with
return customers either bringing
friends, or sometimes, buying
extra copies to mail to relatives
(overseas!).
A lot of
distributors had made offers; but
we decided it would be best to
try direct sales. I recently
signed it with Disruptive Media,
Los Angeles; who currently offer
it directly through the internet
(order at www.scarytalesonline.com *hint
hint*).
Greg:
I enjoyed the sequel so much
better and it also had some
familiar horror film faces like
Felissa Rose and Joe Estevez. Did
this one have a bigger budget to
pay everyone?
Michael:
Sure. A lot more. That was the
priciest thing I'd ever been
involved with (at the time).
Greg:
I liked the fact that there was
another killer named Don Leifert
getting away from the
slaughterings of some hookers he
killed. Now the actor named Jason
Daly played that role and he
wrote and directed the film with
you. Did you feel that it was
less pressuring having someone
else on board to help you with
the film?
Michael:
Absolutely. Jay was a HUGE asset;
and a lot of the more polished
look (especially when it came to
the editing/visual fx) are on
Jay's part. It's ashame he
couldn't make it for Felissa's
segment.
Greg:
What is Jason like to work with?
Michael:
A really good guy; easy
going. I'm bringing him up to
Illinois to assist me with my
next two features.
Greg:
In the first chapter "Charlies
Demons" the story
was complicated but it came
altogether and it was a lot
darker than the chapters from
your first one. Did you feel it
was necessary to have a dark
chapter in the film?
Michael:
Yep. We still tried to keep it
campy; with the dialogue and characters
cliched of the genre. That's why
I didn't care for "Identity".
It went too damn serious for me.
Greg:
Was it meant for the audience to
wonder Why is this all
happening????
Michael:
We were hoping the audience would
guess the first plot twist, and
tried to make it obvious as to
what was going on. The second,
however, was what we wanted to
stick. Of course, it's now ruined
for anyone who's seen "Identity".
Greg:
I remember the actor Neill Cotter
who played the bad ass Shoogy. In
real life did he get along with
everyone and laughed about his
character?
Michael:
Neil's a great actor; and is
starring in Jason Daly's latest
project. He's definately a
laid-back, easy going guy. It's
so funny...people look for things
to complain about in low budget
flicks all the time. Just at a
recent screening, some guy said -
"Who's the guy with the
phony, English accent?". I
was like, "uhhh...He IS from
England".
Greg:
The gore effects were quite good.
What did you use for them?
Michael:
Jay has a special mixture for
blood he refuses to give away.
For the fake head; he used a wig
and styrofoam. He actually built
a fake body for the final kill,
and mixed latex applications with
other goodies.
Greg:
Now we have Bill Cassinelli
return as Dennis Frye employed at
a store as some of the same
dialogues were used but in a
positive way this time. Was it a
joke to his chapter of "I
Aint Got No Body"?
Michael:
You caught that! Yeah. I wrote
the whole thing as an
homage...Trying to be careful
that people who didn't see the
first one wouldn't be lost...or
have it ruined if they decide to
watch the chapters backward in
order.
Greg:
Felissa played his girlfriend
Sarah. What was it like working
with her?
Michael:
She was a sweetie. Provided wine
for the crew/actors after the shoot;
and was extremely easy to get
along with (and on they eyes).
She didn't have much time to
prep; and the shoots were
grueling (shot over 2 nights);
but she did a damn fine job. I
read on Racks And Razors that she
wasn't happy with her
performance(?). That's a shame! I
think it's definately a side of
her that the general viewing
audience never sees.
Greg:
Did you ever see her in any of
her films or stage work?
Michael:
Stage work? No. Films, sure! I
was a big "Sleepaway
Camp" fan growing
up. I also have "Grandma's
Secret Recipe" and
have checked out "Horror"
and "Corpses are
Forever".
Greg:
She seemed to have good timing
with the comedic lines and the
action in it fighting the
zombies. Were you amazed by her
performance?
Michael:
I thought she was extremely
natural; given the ludicriousy of
the situation/dialogue.
Greg:
The film was almost like
Buffy the Vampire Slayer but
with zombies in it. Was this what
you were basing it on?
Michael:
Nothing, really. Blatant
silly-ness. I guess maybe a
campier "Evil
Dead"?
Greg:
Now the final chapter was my
favourite titled "7:23"
as you did great with
the darkness as it gave a perfect
touch to it. It was again like a Twilight
Zone/The Shining edge to
it. Was this chapter a favourite
to viewers like the Hit & Run
one was?
Michael:
Thanks for the kind comments!
It's
weird, because while "7:23"
has definately been a viewer
favorite (but not mine; I prefer
Felissa's segment); "Hit and
Run" was not well liked! You
may be in the minority, there.
But, hey. The sign of a strong
anthology is a different favorite
segment from the majority of the
viewers.
Greg:
Joe Estevez looked like he had
fun in his role as the Desk Clerk
and he reminded me of his brother
Martin Sheen in every film I see
him in. How was he like to
direct?
Michael:
Joe was a lot stronger
in the role than we expected! I just told him what
we'd like, and then...bam! There
was this great character. He
really chewed the scenery with
our dialogue (that segment was
co-written by Richard Cecere with
myself). He's picked up quite a
few awards and rave reviews.
We love
Joe; and I'd work with him over
his brother any day.
Greg:
Another amazing actor in
that chapter was Jesse Furman who
played the nasty criminal Frank
Draven. How did you find him? Has
he done other acting gigs?
Michael:
Jesse starred in a mafia-drama
called "Christian
Soldiers" which I
co-shot and edited for Richard
Cecere (the
"7:23" co-writer).
The minute I saw his work, I knew
we had to have him. It's no
surprise, however, that he's a
(successful) professional stage
actor, with a lot of credits
under his belt. His next release
is "Bad List"
which (again, no surprise) is
directed by "Scary
Tales 2" veteran
Jason Daly. It's an action film
with some truly outrageuos
scenes.
Greg:
He made his character so
believeable. How did he relate to
his character?
Michael:
I think he saw the character as a
yuppie, and went with it. Jesse's
not like that at all. The hardest
thing for me was framing the
segment, as Mr. Estevez (as with
all his family), is quite short,
and Jesse's about 6'4.
Greg:
The chapter reminded me of a
chapter I starred in called "The
Horror Seasons"
which was titled "The
Darkest Secret".
Look out for it as its
available on DVD at Amazon.com if
youre interested. But
anyhow, Robert ZDar made a
special appearance as a police
officer named Cordell who catches
Leifert thinking it was
Longfellow in the end of the film
but he worked for Longfellow too
as he reveals that in the end.
Was his character kind of like a
joke to his role in "Maniac
Cop"?
Michael:
Absolutely. Same name. Different
demeanor.
Greg:
The fellow who talks to Cordell
was that Longfellow with a quick
plastic surgery? I mean he was
shot to death by Leifert.
Michael:
Nope. That was the homeless
fellow who shuffles about the car
lot. All is explained in part 3
(if we ever get that far)
Greg:
I understand that Robert ZDar can
be difficult to work with. Was there any
issues on set with him?
Michael:
Where'd you get that idea? He was
great!
In other
words, no comment.
Greg:
I read on the closing credits
that there will be a part 3. Will
that one see the light of day?
Who will it star?
Michael:
Well, it's set to star Wynkoop,
Daly, Cassinelli, and the other
series veterans. Will it see the
light of day? Well, I've already
had the money offered to make it,
but turned it down to persue
other films. My main concern is
making sure fans enjoy part 2
before we shell out the final
segment. That said, "Scary
Tales 3 or How I Learned to Stop
Worrying and Love the
Longfellow" is by
far my favorite of the scripts;
but I want to make sure it
guarantees a fiscal return for
the investor.
Greg:
Now you had a difficult time
distributing the films onto DVD.
What were the reasons?
Michael:
I really just don't want to be
ripped off by the distributors.
We've run into trouble before,
and I don't want to ever go
through that again. Have we had
offers? Yeah. From large
companies? Sure. Was there any
up-front money involved? Nope.
And that smells trouble.
That said,
Disruptive Media's done a fine
job.
I'm just
concerned it's going to end up
with an overseas release only!
Greg:
How well is it selling on your
site?
Michael:
Pretty well. We haven't
advertised a lot, but word of
mouth has kept sales steady
enough. We could definately use
some support.
Greg:
Will it ever be available at
amazon.com as well as selling and
renting in DVD stores?
Michael:
It should be! Until then,
again... www.scarytalesonline.com
Greg:
Did you ever get reviewed or
interviewed in magazines like
Fangoria?
Michael:
Personally, no. The
projects I've worked on have
gotten quite a bit of coverage.
I've usually remained in the
background.
Greg:
What is your next
project?
Michael:
I'm directing 2 films with
(surprise) actual budgets.
Disruptive
Media very kindly let me split
$100,000 into two features, which
I'm shooting in Illinois this
October. The first is "Spring
Break Massacre",
which is an 'old school' slumber
party slasher. It stars Reggie
Bannister (the "Phantasm"
series), Linnea Quigley ("Return
of the Living Dead")
and a LOT of other genre
veterans. It's also written by a
first time screenwriter, Meghan
Jones, who really knows the
confines of the genre. And, get
this, she's actually a poet!
I'm
following "Spring
Break" with
"R.O.T. - Reunion of
Terror", which was
co-written by Bill Cassinelli ("Scary
Tales"). The only
attached star is James Palmer
from ("Jigsaw"),
but Disruptive Media hasn't even
started casting yet. Definately
ecpect some big names. It's a
slasher film based upon the ten
year high school reunion of old
friends, one of which with a dark
secret.
We're set
for 20 brutal filming days over
the Halloween month.
Greg:
Now heres some fun stuff:
What are
your favourite horror films?
Michael:
I have some wierd ones; "In
The Mouth of Madness",
"Suspiria",
"Deadtime
Stories", "Psycho",
"Blood Freak" (it's
SO BAD - you HAVE to see it), "Requiem
For a Dream", "Silent
Night Deadly Night",
"Halloween", "Dawn
of the Dead ('78)"...and
a whole slew which I momentarily
forgot. I'm a big fan of campy
stuff.
Greg:
If you have a film
youd like to change. What
would it be?
Michael:
"HorrorTales.666".
I billed myself as Alan Smithee
after a personal issue with the
production, source matrial and
those in charge. I wish to remain
private on those problems,
however.
Greg:
What is the film you
produced & directed that you
cherish the most?
Michael:
"Scary Tales: The
Return of Mr. Longfellow"
definately showcases my
writing/editing style, as well as
my sense of humor. I'm a very
campy person, so I'd say that
very campy movie with it's corny
one-liners is definately the most
private. Plus, despite a lot of
the silliness, I tried to
showcase a lot of my own flaws
through some of the charcters,
especially Frank Draven (in "7:23").
I try to be honest about myself
when I write.
Greg:
If you were a top horror
filmmaker for one day whether
this actor or filmmaker was alive
or dead who would he be?
Michael:
I really don't have an answer. I
appreciate my own personal style,
and it would be hard for me to
even look at cinema through the
eyes of another. That said,
Carpenter in his prime is my
favorite. I love the way he
delivered so many great films on
such shoestring budgets.
Greg:
What is your idea of perfect
happiness?
Michael:
No worries.
Greg:
What are your ambitions in life?
Michael:
To be successful, no matter what
I do. Without some sort of fiscal
success, it's hard to obtain
personal happiness. Nothing puts
constraints on a relationship or
family like monetary
concern/hardships.
Thanks for
the interview! It's been fun!
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