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   A dead Coroner (John
                        Carpenter) who checks out the corpses at
                        the morgue and each dead body he reveals
                        that was caused by murder he tells a
                        story about it.  The first chapter is
                            called The Gas Station as a college student named Anne (Alex
                            Datcher) is working her first time at a
                            gas station at night before her exams and
                            encounters some unusual people. One of them asks to borrow a key to use
                            the washroom and later on checks up there
                            as a customer said he was sleeping in
                            there but she finds nothing and sees a
                            demonic artwork drawn in there and finds
                            the guy dead as a killer with a machette
                            is on the lose there slaying people.
 The next chapter is
                            called Hair of an older man named Richard Coberts
                            (Stacy Keach) who is obsessed on losing
                            his hair and finds some way of growing
                            more to get his young girlfriend Megan
                            (Sheena Easton) to find him more
                            attractive and goes to this doctor named
                            Dr. Lock (David Warner) and a sleazy
                            nurse (Deborah Harry) who does hair
                            implantation to get him to grow more hair
                            as they put a bandage around his head
                            with some stuff to get his hair to grow
                            long and told him it will be fully grown
                            the next day. His hair does grow the next day and
                            attracts others but his hair keeps
                            growing and has a life of it's own as he
                            feels drained out of energy as he notices
                            his hair pieces is moving and crawling
                            out of him too plus he finds out a secret
                            about Dr. Lock and the nurse.
 The third chapter is
                            called Eye of a professional baseball player named
                            Brent Matthews (Mark Hamill) returning
                            home from playing a game and suddenly he
                            crashes into a tree and a windshield
                            glass stabs him in one of his eyes and
                            ends up in a hospital and the doctors
                            tell him he will only have one eye and
                            obsesses on his baseball games so they
                            get an eye ball from a corpse from a
                            killer that had a death sentence and
                            store it on his eye socket but suddenly
                            he sees hallucinations of corpses and
                            dead victims and slowly turns into the
                            killer. 
   This is the best
                            horror anthology I've ever seen as it
                            delivers alot of frights! There are nice shots on the mortuary
                            during the wraparound scene with the Coroner talking about what these corpses died
                            from showing good dark humor to that
                            scene.
 My favourite chapter was the Gas
                              Station nothing could be
                            creepier than watching that chapter as
                            the film is off to a great start.
                            There's a witty discussion between
                            Bill the employee  and the new employee  Anne on the first day of training
                            which looks like a believeably friendly
                            working environment. Everything is way too still and quite
                            dark which gives you the chills big time
                            with a helpless woman working a graveyard
                            shift. Also a mysterious killer watching
                            her but you don't know who the killer
                            could be since there's some strange
                            customers which keeps you glued to the
                            set big time. There's a nice shot on Anne working on her studies in the gas station
                            booth while there's a blurry background
                            on a pasty faced man walking by outside
                            watching her and then he knocks which
                            makes you jump.
 We also have a nice shot on Anne  smiling in awestruck out the window to a
                            handsome customer driving away.
 Then we see a nice shot on Anne  standing outside and a stranger  walking up behind her and
                            scaring her when he asks the key to the
                            washroom and she shows a nice stare at
                            him and being unsure.
 There's a nice presence on the revealed killer  when he is walking towards the booth
                            outside when he is putting
                            his bloody machette in his belt and
                            holding a sledge hammer to attack.
 Overall the filming around the gas
                            station looked pitch dark and still which
                            was perfect for this chapter.
 
 However, I found Hair to
                            be a little silly as the chapter doesn't
                            seem to fit in at all. There are  nice discussions between the lead character Richard Coberts and Megan  about their disputes on his
                            obsession and her getting fed up with it
                            all. They also have nice lustful moments
                            too afterwards.
 A nurse in one scene of the story  seems
                            okay acting lustfully and feeling Richard  all over. However it's very comedic but
                            again this is a comedic chapter in this
                            anthology.
 Yet it looks very
                            torturing when this person tries to cut
                            his hair but it keeps growing and then
                            finds out what is going to happen to him
                            in the end which makes you cringe big
                            time.
 
 The Eye works quite well as we
                            deliver some psychological elements to
                            the story along with some unsolved
                            moments too as it seemed to still deliver some jumps with
                            this one. Theres a good shot on the lead character Brent Matthews
                            driving his car on a rainy night.
 There's a good discussion between Brent and his wife Cathy  when she tells him she's pregnant and
                            showing him the gift of a crib as they
                            seem like a believeable husband and wife when we spot this moment.
 There's good hallucinations with Brent with a good shot on
                            the backyard with a corpse rising as well
                            as an arm in a garbage disposal.
 There's good twisted
                              nightmare sequences which was fun to
                              watch.
 
 Bottom line is this anthology has got
                              nothing on Tales from the Crypt, Twilight Zone or even Creepshow.
                              It looked strongly done but of course not
                              all of the chapters were as good as other
                              one's. But again, most aren't in a horror
                              anthology which is a variety of different
                              tastes in each of them.
 
 The acting is
                            quite good as we have a few familiar
                            faces like scream king Robert
                              Carradine (Bill) who is very good at being
                            a deceivingly employee trainer at the
                            station for the Gas Station chapter
                            bringing wit and goofiness to his role. He shows a nice presence  showing an evil but goofy
                            expression on his face when he is about to attack near the end of his performance. However, his  reaction to
                            his gruesome broken nose when he is
                            falling down looks a little fake.Alex Datcher (Anne) reacts well to it by being scared at
                            first. She really pulls off her
                            role well as the tense first time. 
                            employee there showing nice actions to
                            her part. She reacts well to it by being scared on the first situation that happens. She looked great
                            when she was going through stuff to find
                            the key in another scene as the energy looked good with
                            her panicking. She reacts well after seeing a grizzly
                            artwork on one of the walls in the
                            washroom and also looks believeable by
                            acting cautious when she enters a repair
                            garage in the gas station.She certainly screamed terrifically after what she spots during a horrifying moment. She knew how to react intense
                            after crushing the killer with her words.
 Now for the cameo celebrities for this
                            one.
 David Naughton (Pete) shows it off well as
                            a handsome guy next door type of customer
                            who forgets his credit card and is a key
                            member to this chapter which was cool.
 Wes Craven (Pasty Faced Man) presents himself greatly
                            as a creepy type to the film which makes
                            you wonder if he's going to be the
                            killer. He does well
                            with his words to her asking for
                            something and acting very strange.
 Peter Jason (Gent) shows off his stuff as a
                            bubbly customer who likes to have a great
                            time with beautiful women as his comedic
                            performance was worth watching.
 In Hair Stacy Keach (Richard Coberts) is quite good as a
                            guy obsessed at being bald and brings
                            some humor to his part and constantly
                            combing his hair to make it look like he
                            is balding. He really reacts well after
                            finding out that he has longer hair and
                            shows a nice studly expression
                            afterwards. He looked wonderful when he feels
                            sick after finding out what the side
                            effects of his long hair is doing to him
                            as he looks believeable on how
                            he is reacting to all of this. At the end we see a good expressionless
                            look on his face.David Warner (Dr. Lock) comes across well as a
                              businessman on hair growth but yet can
                              seem devilish with his part which looked
                              great and brings alot to a horror part
                              for this one. He does well acting a little devilish in a scene later on in the storyline.
 Deborah Harry (Nurse) seems not too shabby
                              as a lustful type but seems to get a
                              little carried away for her part.
 Dan Blom (Dennis) is very strong with his
                              lines as a hairdresser and shows a nice
                              energetic performance.
 In The Eye Mark Hamill (Brent Matthews) stole the show with
                            his performance as a major league
                            baseball player who loses his eye and is
                            terrific at performing as a possessed
                            killer with his extreme intensity proving
                            he can play other character roles than
                            Luke Skywalker. After an accident sequence he does his blocking
                            well by covering his eye as you know
                            something awful will be revealed and is
                            good at reacting stunned by all of this. However when he acts
                            devastated that he lost his eye is a
                            little slow as it could've been a bit
                            more convincing. He acts great running in the
                            house and almost losing his sanity as he
                            does this during other moments too. The setting with him acting lusty in
                            bed looked nicely done and then even
                            better when he goes crazy by biting his onscreen wife's  shoulder.  He shows a nice evil expression on his face towards her too on what his evil plan is.  
 There are topless
                            corpses with boobs with breast implants
                            during the wraparound sequence.In The Eye Mark
                              Hamill reveals his butt while acting
                            lusty in bed
 
 There are corpses during
                            the narration sequence which look
                            gruesome especially when one was being
                            cut open and parts of their guts was
                            revealed. Also he shows a bag of
                            someone's insides. In the Gas Station we show some cut open throats on two
                            corpsesThe killer is being crushed by a car and
                            blood is splurting out of him
 John Carpenters character is the
                            narrator that shows his insides towards
                            the ending.
 During the chapter of the Eye Mark Hamill's character
                            gets stabbed in the eye by glass as well
                            as showing and eye getting taken out of a
                            corpse and other gruesome moments like
                            that in the chapter. 
 The music was composed by John
                            Carpenter who is a great composer as
                            it is equal to his directing and he had a
                            little help with Jim Lang who
                            was famous for composing music for the
                            animated TV series Hey Arnold! He
                            sure made the film sound quite dark and
                            creepy as well as gloomy too. We also get a groovy
                            rockin' songtrack from Crosby,
                              Stills, Nash & Young with their
                            hit "Almost Cut My Hair" which
                            was performed in the Hair chapter which stood out well.   |