

In the year around 2010
at the Crystal Lake labratory, Jason
Voorhees (Kane Hodder) is chained up and
people want to experiment on him.
He escapes and kills the people there.
The survivor named Rowan (Lexa Doig) who
was going to be murdered freezed herself
and Jason.
Then over 400 years pass and Earth is
devoured and they leave the planet to go
to a sister planet titled Earth 2.
Some scientists discover the two bodies
and takes them both into their ship and
revives them. Jason starts to go on a
killing spree.
A female android named Kay-Em 14 (Lisa
Ryder) battles Jason and devours him but
a computer in the ship revives him into
an android and Jason looks like the
Terminator which makes him more powerful
than ever.

This was a story
by itself as while we were waiting for Freddy
vs. Jason to be shot and
released.
This movie was more funny than
frightening as well as making this a
sci-fi as well as a horror and the
biggest budget of all the Friday series
plus it stayed at theatre's longer.
They should make a sequel to this one on
Earth 2 at Camp Crystal Lake as Jason as
an android it would be somethin' else.
Sean S. Cunningham co-produced
this film as well.

The acting is very
good. My favourite character was the
android Kay-Em 14 which was played by Lisa
Ryder, star of the hit sci-fi TV
series Andromeda who
really stole the show with her
performance no doubt about it.
Lexa Doig as the survivor at the
Crystal Lake lab shows some good
tough character to her role and speaks
out well with her lines.
Chuck Campbell does well at
playing a nice and outgoing smart young
man who created Kay-Em 14creator in the
film as he comes across with it
perfectly.
Peter Mensah made his part
believeable as a tough sergeant in the
film with great stern expressions and
aggressiveness to his part.
Jonathan Potts shows a nice
serious attitude as his role as an
arrogant Professor in the film showing a
nice performance to his role.

Lisa Ryder's
character is topless when they experiment
with her trying to put nipples on her
breast.
Two teenage girls performed by Kaye
Penaflor and Tania Maro are
in a video game that looks like Camp
Crystal Lake perform sleazy with full
breasts.

The typical Jason
slayings.
We get a couple of impalings
A scooped out eyeball while there's an
operating room where Jason is on the ship
A frozen and then crushed head of a young
female paramedic
Lots of head bashings
Neck cracking
A graphic slit throat
A severed head and a guy cut in two and
more!
Even Jason himself gets blown up.

The directing by James
Isaac is great as he knows how to
direct an action paced film and made this
one very sci-fi with great effects but he
mainly worked as a crew member for other
films as a visual effects supervisor.
There is an impressive camera shot
circling around Kane Hodder as
Jason being chained up along with bit
part actor Jeff Geddis having a
nervous attitude talking to him by
placing a rag on his face.
A good shot on Lexa Doig with Hodder
a bit behind her and she slowly turns
around to look at him.
Another good shot on Doig
looking at Hodder in a window on
a freeze chamber as well as a good shot
on a machette cutting through the door
and stabbing her but her reactions to
suffocating looks a bit phony.
There's a moment with supporting actor
Dov
Tiefenbach crying in pain after
his arm gets cut off as he lacks of
energy.
Isaac
offers many jumping moment like with Hodder
suddenly appearing suddenly out of
nowehere and stabbing his victims.
There's nice communication between Jonathan
Potts and Robert
A. Silverman on a computer type
phone discussing Jason Voorhees as
Silverman does well by acting sick lying
down explaining who Jason is and his
history on his murders at Crystal Lake.
There is a perfect dialogue between Doig
talking to Potts trying to tell
him that Jason isn't dead and is
dangerous when he assures her that he is.
We have a good and funny dialogue between
Tiefenbach and supporting actorTodd
Farmer inside a video game cracking
sarcasm at one another as well as Hodder inside
the game trying to kill them and not
liking what they think is new in their
game as it offers some laughs.
We
spot a perfect moment with Hodder
coming up close to Pottsas he
does well with his stuttering and acting
like a coward trying to sympathise with Hodder
which looks a bit comedic but in a good
way.
Melody
Johnson does well crying and acting
too scared to do anything after she
witnesses Jason killing one of the crew
members.
A nice presence with Chuck Campbell
walking up behind Hodder and saying
something mocking and then a great camer
looking up on Lisa Ryder looking
tough and armed.
A good blocking on Hodder when
he throws his machette towards her as she
reacts well to being in pain and crouches
down then shows nice humor to him by
tricking him. Great shots on her shooting
him with her machine guns and kicking him
too with some more humor to her lines.
Nice shot on Hodder reborn
walking through some smoke presenting
himself looking deadly.
We have my favourite scene with Hodder
in a video game hallucination
sequence at Camp Crystal Lake as well as
a nice comedic performance by bit part
actresses Kaye Penflor and Tania
Maro as sleazy campers grabbing his
attention. A good close up shot on Hodder
and a storm starts to occur. Hodder
does well trying to kill them by having
them in their sleeping bags and whacking
them which looked funny.
A great struggling moment with Melyssa
Ade clinging on to a metal floor
while a hole in the ship is trying to
suck her out which makes you wonder if
she will make it.
A good camera setting on two bit part
actors Mika Ward and David
Cook camping out on Earth 2 and
looking at something that is shot in the
air heading towards their lake.

The music is composed by
(You got it) Harry Manfredini
(Who else?)
His orchestra composing in the opening is
marvellous and some of the music in
certain scenes is very similar to his
music in Jason Goes to Hell.
Also, during the segment when the video
game tries to fool Jason that he's at
Camp Crystal Lake his music from the very
early films is used as well.
Also there are two
songtracks in the film titled "Jason
Jam" and "X is the
Loneliest Number" performed by Ethan
Wiley.

[first
lines]
Pvt. Johnson: [to Jason]
Why don't you stare at this for a while,
you ugly bastard?
[he covers Jason with a rag]
Dieter Perez: You are one son of a bitch.
Professor Lowe: Soon to be a rich son of
a bitch.
[Rowan meets Kay-Em 14, the crew's
technodroid]
Rowan: Oh, my God. She looks so real.
Kay-Em 14: I AM real.
[Jason slices an alien in half in an
alien simulation]
Azrael: What the hell?
Dallas: I thought this was an
alien sim.
Azrael: Yeah, it is. Pause play.
[Jason moves towards them]
Azrael: I said, "pause
play."
Dallas: He's not pausing.
Azrael: Yeah, I know that.
[Jason stops in front of them]
Azrael: I think we need to
re-boot.
[Jason slashes Azrael's torso from his
collarbone to his abdomen]
Azrael: That does not count as a
kill.
Dallas: [laughing] Yes, it
does.
[Jason then decapitates Dallas, his
head roles to the floor]
Dallas: Okay, screw this. Game
over.
Sven:
What do we do with this guy?
Brodski: I promised the professor that we
take this guy alive. After you blow him
all to hell take one of his legs and tell
the professor we tried to take him.
Janessa: I'm real bitchy when I wake up.
Tsunaron: Did you just wake up?
Brodski: How long has she been dead?
Kay-Em 14: 4.55 Centuries.
Brodski: That's one hell of a wake-up
call.
Brodski: What's going on?
Rowan: Jason-fucking-Voorhees, that's
what's going on!
Kinsa: He's here!
Rowan: Quiet!
Kinsa: But if he's here he'll kill us.
Rowan: [covers Kinsa's mouth] Be quiet!
One more sound and I'll snap your neck
myself. Got it?
[Kinsa nods]
Janessa: She's good with people.
Tsunaron: Oops
Rowan: What "Oops"?
Tsunaron: Nothing.
Rowan: No. You don't just say,
"Oops." What "Oops"?
Tsunaron: I Think he saw me.
Tsunaron: What do you think? Are we going
to make it?
Kay-Em 14: The statistical probability of
survival is twelve per cent.
Tsunaron: Twelve per cent? Can You come
up with better odds?
Kay-Em 14: Nope.
Tsunaron: Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's
Bullshit!.
Tsunaron: Are you telling there's
absolutely no chance for us to better our
odds?
[Tsunaron and Kay-Em kiss]
Kay-Em 14: Statistical probability of
survival just went up to fifty-three per
cent.
Tsunaron: You want to go for a hundred?
[Jason approaches Professor Lowe and
reaches out for a machete sitting next to
him]
Professor Lowe: [scared] Oh, you want
your machete!
[laughs it off]
Professor Lowe: Shit, it's yours! Take
it! Just remember who got it back for
ya...
[Jason stares at him]
Professor Lowe: [calling out] Guys, it's
okay! He just wanted his machete back!
Rowan: I don't think he's out there...
Janessa: Why don't you just stick your
head out and have a peek?
Brodski: It's gonna take more than a poke
in the ribs to put down this old dog.
[Jason stabs him through the chest again]
Brodski: Yeah, that oughta do it.
Kay-Em 14: [to Jason] Afraid I'm gonna
have to hurt you now.
[Kay-Em 14's head has been separated from
her body]
Kay-Em 14: I'd clap if I could.
Waylander: Now what?
[Jason approaches]
Janessa: Now we basically die.
[programmed to trick Uber-Jason]
VR teen girl #1: Hey, do you want a beer?
VR teen girl #2: Or do you wanna smoke
some pot?
VR teen girl #1: Or we can have
premarital sex?
[both remove their tops]
VR teen girl #1, VR teen girl #2: We love
premarital sex!
Geko: Let's smoke this fucker.
Janessa: Just... don't wreck my pants.
Janessa: Oh, this sucks on so many
levels!
[talking about Jason's brain size]
Tsunaron: How does he function with a
brain that small?
Janessa: Way manages.
Waylander: Very funny.
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