 
In the year around 2010
at the Crystal Lake labratory, Jason
Voorhees (Kane Hodder) is chained up and
people want to experiment on him.
He escapes and kills the people there.
The survivor named Rowan (Lexa Doig) who
was going to be murdered freezed herself
and Jason.
Then over 400 years pass and Earth is
devoured and they leave the planet to go
to a sister planet titled Earth 2.
Some scientists discover the two bodies
and takes them both into their ship and
revives them. Jason starts to go on a
killing spree.
A female android named Kay-Em 14 (Lisa
Ryder) battles Jason and devours him but
a computer in the ship revives him into
an android and Jason looks like the
Terminator which makes him more powerful
than ever.
The makers knew on how to
direct an action paced film and made this
one very sci-fi with great effects.
There is an impressive camera shot
circling around Jason Voorhees being chained up along with a soldier having a
nervous attitude talking to him by
placing a rag on his face.
A good shot on Rowan with Jason a bit behind her and she slowly turns
around to look at him.
Another good shot on her looking at Jason in a window on
a freeze chamber as well as a good shot
on a machette cutting through the door
and stabbing her.
There's many jumping moment like with Jason suddenly appearing suddenly out of
nowehere and stabbing his victims.
There's nice communication between Prof. Lowe and Dieter Perez on a computer type
phone discussing Jason Voorhees.
There is a perfect conversation between Rowan talking to Lowe trying to tell
him that Jason isn't dead and is
dangerous when he assures her that he is.
We have a good and funny discussion between Azrael and supporting character Dallas inside a video game cracking
sarcasm at one another as well as Jason himself inside
the game trying to kill them and not
liking what they think is new in their
game as it offers some laughs.
We
spot a perfect moment with Jason coming up close to Lowe.
A nice presence with Tsunaron walking up behind Jason and saying
something mocking and then a great camera
looking up on Kay-Em 14 looking
tough and armed.
A good movement on Jason when
he throws his machette towards her as she
reacts well to being in pain and crouches
down then shows nice humor to him by
tricking him. Great shots on her shooting
him with her machine guns and kicking him
too with some more humor to her lines.
Nice shot on Jason reborn
walking through some smoke presenting
himself looking deadly.
We have my favourite scene with Jason in a video game hallucination
sequence at Camp Crystal Lake as well as
a nice comedic with sleazy campers grabbing his
attention. A good close up shot on Jason and a storm starts to occur. Things look well with Jason trying to kill them by having
them in their sleeping bags and whacking
them which looked funny and somewhat a tribute to a killing scene in Friday the 13th Part VII: THe New Blood.
A great struggling moment with Janessa clinging on to a metal floor
while a hole in the ship is trying to
suck her out which makes you wonder if
she will make it.
A good camera setting on two teens camping out on Earth 2 and
looking at something that is shot in the
air heading towards their lake.
Bottom line is that this was a story
by itself as while we were waiting for Freddy
vs. Jason to be shot and
released. This movie was more funny than
frightening as well as making this a
sci-fi as well as a horror and the
biggest budget of all the Friday series
plus it stayed at theatre's longer. They should make a sequel to this one on
Earth 2 at Camp Crystal Lake as Jason as
an android it would be somethin' else. Sean S. Cunningham co-produced
this film as well.
The acting is very
good. My favourite actress was Lisa
Ryder (Kay-Em 14), star of the hit sci-fi TV
series Andromeda who
really stole the show with her
performance no doubt about it as she portrays an android in this one. Does well with her charming behavior and has great timing while saying her lines as well as showing good energetic blocking while going into battle.
Lexa Doig (Rowan) as the survivor at the
Crystal Lake lab shows some good
tough character to her role and speaks
out well with her lines. Yet her reactions to
suffocating looks a bit phony during the beginning of the film when she gets stabbed.
Chuck Campbell (Tsunaron) does well at
playing a nice and outgoing smart young
man who created Kay-Em 14creator in the
film as he comes across with it
perfectly.
Peter Mensah (Sgt. Brodski) made his part
believeable as a tough sergeant in the
film with great stern expressions and
aggressiveness to his part.
Jonathan Potts (Prof. Lowe) shows a nice
serious attitude as his role as an
arrogant Professor in the film showing a
nice performance to his role. He
does well with his stuttering and acting
like a coward trying to sympathise with the Jason character which looks a bit comedic but in a good
way.
Lisa Ryder's
character is topless when they experiment
with her trying to put nipples on her
breast.
Two teenage girls performed by Kaye
Penaflor and Tania Maro are
in a video game that looks like Camp
Crystal Lake perform sleazy with full
breasts.
The typical Jason
slayings.
We get a couple of impalings
A scooped out eyeball while there's an
operating room where Jason is on the ship
A frozen and then crushed head of a young
female paramedic
Lots of head bashings
Neck cracking
A graphic slit throat
A severed head and a guy cut in two and
more!
Even Jason himself gets blown up.
The music is composed by
(You got it) Harry Manfredini
(Who else?) His orchestra composing in the opening is
marvellous and some of the music in
certain scenes is very similar to his
music in Jason Goes to Hell.
Also, during the segment when the video
game tries to fool Jason that he's at
Camp Crystal Lake his music from the very
early films is used as well.
Also there are two
songtracks in the film titled "Jason
Jam" and "X is the
Loneliest Number" performed by Ethan
Wiley.
[first
lines]
Pvt. Johnson: [to Jason]
Why don't you stare at this for a while,
you ugly bastard?
[he covers Jason with a rag]
Dieter Perez: You are one son of a bitch.
Professor Lowe: Soon to be a rich son of
a bitch.
[Rowan meets Kay-Em 14, the crew's
technodroid]
Rowan: Oh, my God. She looks so real.
Kay-Em 14: I AM real.
[Jason slices an alien in half in an
alien simulation]
Azrael: What the hell?
Dallas: I thought this was an
alien sim.
Azrael: Yeah, it is. Pause play.
[Jason moves towards them]
Azrael: I said, "pause
play."
Dallas: He's not pausing.
Azrael: Yeah, I know that.
[Jason stops in front of them]
Azrael: I think we need to
re-boot.
[Jason slashes Azrael's torso from his
collarbone to his abdomen]
Azrael: That does not count as a
kill.
Dallas: [laughing] Yes, it
does.
[Jason then decapitates Dallas, his
head roles to the floor]
Dallas: Okay, screw this. Game
over.
Sven:
What do we do with this guy?
Brodski: I promised the professor that we
take this guy alive. After you blow him
all to hell take one of his legs and tell
the professor we tried to take him.
Janessa: I'm real bitchy when I wake up.
Tsunaron: Did you just wake up?
Brodski: How long has she been dead?
Kay-Em 14: 4.55 Centuries.
Brodski: That's one hell of a wake-up
call.
Brodski: What's going on?
Rowan: Jason-fucking-Voorhees, that's
what's going on!
Kinsa: He's here!
Rowan: Quiet!
Kinsa: But if he's here he'll kill us.
Rowan: [covers Kinsa's mouth] Be quiet!
One more sound and I'll snap your neck
myself. Got it?
[Kinsa nods]
Janessa: She's good with people.
Tsunaron: Oops
Rowan: What "Oops"?
Tsunaron: Nothing.
Rowan: No. You don't just say,
"Oops." What "Oops"?
Tsunaron: I Think he saw me.
Tsunaron: What do you think? Are we going
to make it?
Kay-Em 14: The statistical probability of
survival is twelve per cent.
Tsunaron: Twelve per cent? Can You come
up with better odds?
Kay-Em 14: Nope.
Tsunaron: Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's
Bullshit!.
Tsunaron: Are you telling there's
absolutely no chance for us to better our
odds?
[Tsunaron and Kay-Em kiss]
Kay-Em 14: Statistical probability of
survival just went up to fifty-three per
cent.
Tsunaron: You want to go for a hundred?
[Jason approaches Professor Lowe and
reaches out for a machete sitting next to
him]
Professor Lowe: [scared] Oh, you want
your machete!
[laughs it off]
Professor Lowe: Shit, it's yours! Take
it! Just remember who got it back for
ya...
[Jason stares at him]
Professor Lowe: [calling out] Guys, it's
okay! He just wanted his machete back!
Rowan: I don't think he's out there...
Janessa: Why don't you just stick your
head out and have a peek?
Brodski: It's gonna take more than a poke
in the ribs to put down this old dog.
[Jason stabs him through the chest again]
Brodski: Yeah, that oughta do it.
Kay-Em 14: [to Jason] Afraid I'm gonna
have to hurt you now.
[Kay-Em 14's head has been separated from
her body]
Kay-Em 14: I'd clap if I could.
Waylander: Now what?
[Jason approaches]
Janessa: Now we basically die.
[programmed to trick Uber-Jason]
VR teen girl #1: Hey, do you want a beer?
VR teen girl #2: Or do you wanna smoke
some pot?
VR teen girl #1: Or we can have
premarital sex?
[both remove their tops]
VR teen girl #1, VR teen girl #2: We love
premarital sex!
Geko: Let's smoke this fucker.
Janessa: Just... don't wreck my pants.
Janessa: Oh, this sucks on so many
levels!
[talking about Jason's brain size]
Tsunaron: How does he function with a
brain that small?
Janessa: Way manages.
Waylander: Very funny. |
