
Poor
little Michael (Daeg French). He lives
with a dysfunctional family in
Haddonfield, has an abusive stepfather
named Ronnie White (William Forsythe),
his sister Judith (Hanna Hall) treats him
like dirt, his mother Deborah (Sherri
Moon Zombie) is a basket case and earns
her living as a stripper, plus he is
tormented by two school bullies named
Wesley (Daryl Sabara) and Paul (Max Van
Ville).
Michael
likes to hide his face wearing halloween
masks as he doesn't like to face the
world plus he is killing animals.
His school principal Chambers (Richard
Lynch) and a sanitarium shrink named Dr.
Samuel Loomis are conrcerned about his
behavior and talks to his mother about
this but she assures that he is fine.
Well
on Halloween, Michael takes his revenge
on one of his bullies by killing him and
then on Halloween night while Mom is at
work and got Laurie to promise to take
Michael trick or treating she instead
decides to bring her boyfriend Steve
(Adam Weisman) over to make love to.
Eventually Michael has had enough with
his family and kills his stepfather as
well as his sister and her boyfriend.
He is
then sent to the Smith Grove Sanitarium
under the care of Loomis as Michael wants
out but he realises he can't leave.
He gets even crazier and kills the local
nurse there and then his mother takes her
own life and the only family member left
is his baby sister whom was given up to
an adoption by a family called the
Strodes.
15
years have passed and Michael has spoken
a word since then and is much bigger and
more powerful. He kills some of the
people at the sanitarium and escapes in a
truck and returns to his old house on
Halloween present day waiting for his
sister as he wants her back in his life
again even if it means killing anyone
around her while Dr. Loomis and Sherrif
Lee Brackett (Brad Dourif) is on the hunt
looking for Michael before it's too late.

This remake almost
seems like a story on it's own and I
thought to myself "Finally, a remake
done right!"
It was great showing Michael's childhood
with a dysfunctional family as it looked
very dark and disturbing but then when
present day came around things happened
way too fast using the 1978 movie
chemistry by rushing it so much offering
nothing much but people constantly being
killed. If I wanted to watch a movie like
that I'd go and rent Slumber
Party Massacre.
However it is darkly performed with a
good cast too and gives you the total
Halloween spirit.

The acting is very
solid and well performed by many talented
people along with cameo's by some has
been's too.
Malcolm McDowell was very
eccentric in his role playing Donald
Pleasance's role in the original
movie as Samuel Loomis and he makes his
role very different too which is a
compliment.
Scout Taylor Compton played a
good preppy looking teen as Laurie Strode
although she is not as good as Jamie
Lee Curtis her intensity in the film
is better and has terrific energy when
she gets scared.
Surprise, surprise we get a supporting
role by none other than Danielle
Harris from Halloween 4
& 5 this time
playing the stuck up Annie. She delivers
well but I can't see anyone other than Nancy
Loomis playing that part like in the
original.
Brad Dourif finally plays a
normal (Well sorta) as a Sheriff which is
a different take for him than in his
other parts in horror films.
Daeg Faerch is wonderful as a
younger Michael Myers and does well by
playing a disturbed child with his
intensity and anger.
Sherri Moon Zombie plays another
skanky role but she doesn't behave crazy
and whiney like in House of 1000
Corpses or Devil's
Rejects. She does well as a
basket case dysfunctioanl mother of
Michael Myers.
William Forsythe was terrific as
an asshole abusive stepfather as you
wouldn't know this was him till you see
the credits with his name on it.
It's nice to see a special appearance by Dee
Wallace Stone doing work in a
mainstream film like this and the same
with Richard Lynch who plays the
school principal but he is aging fast and
Wallace is looking alot older than
when I saw her last.
I could do without child actor Skyler
Gisondo playing Tommy Doyle as he
over does his role. Brian Andrews
had more of a charm to his chracter.
Jenny Gregg Stewart also is too
much too unlike Kyle Richards.
Sorry kids.

Kristina Klebe
who's role was much smaller than PJ
Soles role in the original film
totally shows it off wit her breasts more
so than Soles. Plus there a but
shot and a full shot of her too when
Michael is carrying her as a corpse.
Danielle Harris surprisingly
exposes her breasts too during a sex
scene.
A guy is reading a porn mag with naked
women.

Unlike the first
one this film offers tons of blood and
gore
Little Michael bashes a bully in the face
with a heavy stick numerous times. Blood
flying everywhere.
He slits his stepdad's throat blood
gushing out
Bashes a sleazy teen in the head with a
bat and his body is all battered up in
blood
Stabs his sister to death with a knife
with tons of blood surrounding her.
There are bloodied bodies at a sanitarium
as Michael kills a nurse and 15 years
later crushes some officers and
paramedics.
A trucker is bashed to death in a
washroom with tons of blood too.
A head is crushed
Lots more blood here and there.

Rob Zombie coaches
his actors very well making it dark,
intense and disturbing. However, during
the fiddle of the film's run he rushes
the scene's too much.
He shows a good beggining of the film
that involves both Sherri Moon Zombie
and William Forsythe as an
unhappy couple. It looked too intense
that you do NOT wanna be living with this
family during their nasty quarrels.
There is a school washroom scene
involving child actor Daeg Faerch being
cornered by two actors named Daryl
Sabara and Max Van Ville
playing bullies as the dialogue looked
believable of bullies putting upon an
outsider as you think to yourself I hope
they pay the deadly price for this.
There is a great brutal revenge scenrio
with Faerch and Sabara
as you think allright!!! He's gonna get
it big time. Plenty of intense energy
there.
Then we see him tie Forsythe up
with tape and is about to kill him and he
goes an evil expression while doing so.
Gotta love that.
Zombie also did a great blocking
scene between Faerch and
supporting actor Adam Weisman when
Faerch sneaks up behind him and
bashes him in the head with a baseball
bat and continuing to do so in a Lizzie
Borden type of fashion.
We see a nice dialogue sequence between Malcolm
McDowell and Faerch in an
institution as it looks calm at first.
Then Moon and Faerch hit it off
well talking to one another at the
institution and Faerch showing
her aggressive and rude attitude.
Zombie coached Faerch
well behaving intense by not taking this
any longer which looked powerful.
He also made Moon show excellent
intense reactions after spotting her son
killing a nurse as the setting was very
horror like.
He made Tyler Mane look very
brutal and powerful as the older Michael
Myers and did a great killing scene in
the sanitarium.
Danny Trejo shows great
frightening emotions when confronting
with his character.
However, here's the rushed scene's that
were typical remakes from the 1978
version.
We see the dialogue sequence between Scout
Taylor Compton and Skyler
Gisondo talking to one another on
their way to school first thing Halloween
morning and then they stop at the Myers
house to drop something off looked
typically remade and too overly done
although Zombie tried his best
for the film to be updated but fails.
However he made that moment a little
creepier.
Then there's Mane portraying Michale on
Halloween night quickly killing Kristina
Klebe as the totally annoying Lynda and
her boyfriend Bob played by Nick Mennel.
It looked like Zombie decided to
do a fast forward plot with that one with
no style or class at all.
Then we have Danielle Harris as the
worlds worst babysitter Annie confronting
little Jenny Gregg Stewart going
over to Tommy Doyle's house while Stewart
was occupied watching an old TV
show. This looked way too acted out and
unnatural.
To top it all off we see the graveyard
scene with McDowell and Sid
Haig looking for Judith's tombstone
that was dug up like in the first one but
Zombie's directing with this one was way
too cheesy and over the top.
We see great chasing scene's between Compton
and Mane in the Myers house and
it looked terrifying.
We also have nice scenery of the Myers
house as well as Mane standing
there as Michael staring at Compton's
character like in the original film but
Michael looked scarier than ever with
this remake.

Tyler Bates does a
splendid job with his music for the
remake as he has real dark booming sounds
like in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre
type fashion and uses some of the
original music too. Both work perfectly
well.
We get a great rockin
soundtrack by many retro rock groups.
It opens up with Kiss' classic
"God of Thunder" when it shows
the Myers house.
Also, we hear the Blue Oyster Cult with
"Don't Fear the Reaper" during
the sex scene involving Judith Myers (The
song was used in the first film)
There's the touching love ballad
"Love Hurts" by Nazareth during
Mother Myers at the strip joint.
We hear the oldie "Mr. Sandman"
which was used in the original part 2 but
this was by a different group.
Ahh yes we can't forget about Alice
Cooper now with "Only Women
Bleed" during a makeout scene
involving Annie and Paul.
Better yet, we hear the punk rock band
the Misfits with their song
"Halloween II" during the sex
scene between Lynda and Bob. We have lots
more too. The soundtrack is a killer.

Ronnie
White: [Michael walks in with mask
on] Michael, take that thing off.
Deborah
Myers: Jesus Christ, Ronnie, you know
I have to work tonight. Someone around
here has got to make some money.
Ronnie White: I'm all broken up
here bitch, I can't work.
Deborah Myers: Yeah, and who's
fault is that? You're so pathetic.
Ronnie White: You know that new
waitress over at the Bingo Lounge? She's
been giving me the freaky eye.
Deborah Myers: You mean the whore
the big tits hanging down her knees?
Ronnie White: Maybe I will choke
the chicken and purge my snork all over
those flappy ass tits.
Deborah Myers: Yeah, well have a
great fucking time.
Ronnie White: I will.
Deborah Myers: I hope she likes
cripples.
Ronnie White: Bitch, I will crawl
over there and I will skull fuck the shit
out of you!
Deborah Myers: Oh, I will get the
crutches for you.
Baby Boo: [Baby Boo starts
crying]
Deborah Myers: See what you did
loud mouth?
Ronnie White: WAAA! WAAA! That's
all that fucker ever does is cry. WAAA!
WAAA! Cry and shit, cry and shit.
Deborah Myers: That's what you do
all the time is cry and shit.
Ronnie White: Fuck you, sit on my
pole right now bitch.
Wesley
Rhoades: Next time I see that Myers
pussy, he's dead!
Deborah
Myers: [looking at gruesome
photographs of dead animals] Are you
saying Michael did this? Michael loves
animals!
Michael
Myers - Child: [crying] I
wanna go home.
Dr. Loomis: You can't go home.
Michael Myers - Child: Why?
Dr. Loomis: Because you've done
terrible things.
Michael
Myers - Child: I like the mask
because it hides my face.
Deborah Myers: I don't like you to
hide your face. Take it off.
Michael Myers - Child: It hides my
ugliness.
Deborah Myers: Sweetie, don't say
that. Take it off. You're not ugly. Don't
talk like that.OK?... I miss you so much.
Michael Myers - Child: I miss you,
too.
Dr.
Loomis: [saying goodbye to Michael]
I don't know what else I can do for you,
Michael. You haven't said a word in
fifteen years. That's a life time. That's
twice as long as my first marriage. It's
funny but in some strange way you've
become my best friend. I've done all I
can for you so I am afraid that, now
don't be upset but this is gonna be my
last day, Michael. I have to move on.
Ismael
Cruz: [Ismael discovers multiple
massacred bodies and turns to find
Michael standing behind him] Whoa...
Mikey... what're you doing out of your
room...? Ok... now, don't do nothin'
we're both gonna regret later, ok,
Mikey...? I'm gonna have to get you back
into your room, okay now?
[Ismael retrieves handcuffs from a
dead guard]
Ismael Cruz: Let me get these. I'm
just gonna... get these handcuffs and...
I'm gonna try and put these handcuffs on
you right now, Mikey... and then we'll
get you back into your own bed, okay?
[Michael extends his hands slowly,
Ismael cautiously approaches Michael to
put the handcuffs on but is visciously
attacked, he begins to bleed and sob]
Ismael Cruz: Mikey! I was good to
you, Mikey...!
Dr.
Loomis: These eyes will deceive you,
they will destroy you. They will take
from you, your innocence, your pride, and
eventually your soul. These eyes do not
see what you and I see. Behind these eyes
one finds only blackness, the absence of
light, these are of a psychopath.
Lindsey
Wallace: [singing as her and Annie
are walking to Tommy's house] Trick
or Treat. Smell my feet. Give me
something good to eat. If you don't, I
don't care. I'll pull down Annie's
underwear!
Annie Brackett: [about the
pumpkin she's carrying] I can't
believe you're making me haul this thing
all the way over there.
Lindsey Wallace: I can't believe
you think that I'm not going to tell.
Lindsey Wallace: [begins to
sing again] Trick or treat. Smell my
feet. Give me something good to eat...
Annie Brackett: [while Lindsay
is singing] UGH! I swear to God,
Lindsay, if you don't stop singing that
song, I'll have a pumpkin smashing party
right here in the middle of the street.
Laurie
Strode: [after Michael shows her
an old photo of the two of them; unaware
he is her brother] I don't
understand!
Laurie
Strode: [crying] Was that the
boogeymaan?
Dr. Loomis: As a matter of fact...
I do believe it was.
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