Just
when you thought that H20 was going to be
the last of it's kind cause Laurie (Jamie
Lee Curtis) beheaded her biological
maniac brother Michael, the story
explains that Michael (Brad Loree)
knocked a paramedic unconcious and then
put his clothes and mask on him to make
her think it was him and then Laurie/Kate
was locked away and never spoke a word
since.
Michael tracks her down and kills her.
Then
back in Haddonfield Illinois, an
ambitious entrepreneur by the name of
Freddy Harris (Busta Rhymes) wants to
make some money on the Myers house by
making a real internet film event called
Dangertainment in which six local college
students participate as part of the
webcast.
They have to spend the night at the house
as a scholarship is offered by Freddie
whoever can survive the most in the house
by not being scared away.
One of
the people Freddie hired to scare the
students is dressed as Michael Myers as a
joke to scare them away but however the
real Michael Myers returns to the house
and kills people one by one and then one
of the survivors named Sarah (Bianca
Kajlich) asks one of the internet viewers
to help her to escape from him by going
online with one of them.
I enjoyed this one
better than H20 as it had more happening
in it and more excitement too.
I loved the fact that college students
were staying at the Myers house for a
reality internet show only to be stalked
by Michael.
I'm glad Michael Myers isn't dead as I
want to see more Halloween films and he
will probably still be alive and killing
when he's 100 years of age and still as
powerful as ever.
Although the film
is a bit better than H20 the acting
isn't. Bianca Kaljich and Katee
Sackhoff looked like that they were
fresh out of modelling school just
showing off their looks and not their
acting ability.
Bianca does well the odd time
but when she discovers Michael it is not
at all believeable when she starts to
freak out.
However rapper Busta Rhymes steals
the show with his dynamic performance as
the director of the reality internet show
bringing his character to life.
We also get a one final appearance by Jamie
Lee Curtis as Jamie Lloyd in the
very beginning of the film showing her
anger towards Michael. Unfortunately
Michael kills her but Jamie
wanted that so she can say goodbye to her
fame in the horror films which was only a
stepping stone to her career as a movie
star.
A college students
breasts are briefly revealed while she is
making out with a guy in the Myers house.
More gore in this
one.
A few decapitations with blood galore
A guy's neck is stabbed by a speare gun
A head is stabbed by what else???? A
kitchen knife
A rat is revealed slaughtered
A metal object from a fence is stabbed
through a young lady
A big puddle of blood is on the floor
with a corpse that is hung (There are
other corpses revealed throughout the
film)
Most of all towards the end, Michael
Myers is burnt to a crisp.
I liked Rick
Rosenthal's direction in this one as
he knows how to make the film look dark
and gruesome during the inside filming of
the Myers house.
I loved the scene where the house
explodes as the camera really gives a
good shot at it.
His direction with Jamie Lee Curtis
in the very beginning was also well done
as she believeably looked like a basket
case and her death scene leaves an
impression when she falls.
I loved the scene where the little kids
playing trick or treaters placed a jack o
lantern in front of the Myers house.
The house looked creepy which was a great
touch for sure.
Another great scene is a dark passageway
inside the house where Brad Loree who
played Michael traps a couple people.
Also an he did well with actor Ryan Merriman
by playing the role of an internet fan
named Decker during a suspenseful scene
by helping a survivor get away from
Michael by talking to her online which is
interesting too as the actress Bianca Kajlich
was coached well with her frightening
reactions trying to get away and talking
to him online which looked realisitic
that time when her acting lacked in other
scene's of the film.
I loved Busta Rhymes battle with
Loree's character Michael as
well as telling the news who Michael is
and letting them know how he feels by
hitting the news camera.
John Carpenter's
theme is again used during the ending of
this flick but it sounds more chilling.
Danny Lux composes the music and
does a fine job in it especially during
Laurie Strode's death fall. He also had Kathie
Talbot and Marco Beltrami
add some music in it too.
Laurie
Strode: I knew you'd come for me sooner
or later. What took you so long?
Laurie
Strode: You failed Michael. Want to know
why? Because I'm not afraid of you. But,
what about you? Are you afraid of me? Are
you afraid to die Michael?
Laurie
Strode: I'll see you in hell Michael.
Aron:
Don't do it. That's the house where it
all started. He walked it's hallways.
Hide in it's closets. Dreamed in it's
bedrooms. Helped his Mother in the
kitchen. Watched TV in the living room
with his Dad. Played in his Sisters
bedroom. Then one day he picked up a
knife and he never put it down again.
Rudy
Grimes: Never underestimate the effect of
a poor diet. Too much protein not enough
zinc. Next thing you know your cutting up
bodies in the bathtub. I mean look at
Hitler he was a vegetarian. The brother
was seriously malnourished.
Sara: I
don't want to be famous.
Freddie Harris: What do you mean you
don't want to be famous? That's the
American dream!
Sara:
Aren't we supposed to be looking for
answers.
Jim Morgan: All right, the devil made him
do it. I'm done.
Freddie
Harris: Let the dangertainment begin!
Bill: You
know I think it happened when she was
right there. Poor little Judith,
helpless, brushing her hair, young and
naked.
Jenna Danzig: Yeah 'cause that's gonna
happen right?
Bill: Come on, Jen. One flash and you
could light up a thousand computer
screens. Launch your whole career.
Donna
Chang: Cameras are so...phallic.
Jim Morgan: Is that good or bad?
Donna Chang: Depends who's watching.
[After a
wall full of skeletons collapses on Donna
and Jim]
Donna Chang: All his victims, all his
victims!
Jim Morgan: Shit...
Donna Chang: What?
Jim Morgan: [looking at an
"arm"] Made in fuckin Taiwan.
Sara:
Rudy, do you ever think about anything
other than food?
Rudy Grimes: Wouldn't you like to know?
Freddie
Harris: Fear is good. Fear is what gives
us the feeling of being alive.
Sara: Fear makes me want to throw up.
Jenna
Danzig: You are like this close to
getting voted off the island.
Jim
Morgan: [To Donna] Nice legs. What time
do they open?
[Donna gives him the finger]
Jim Morgan: Is that one o'clock?
Freddie
Harris: [to the REAL Michael Myers] I'm
not payin you to be Michael Myers! I'm
playin Michael Myers! And if them kids
come around and see us dressed up in the
same shit, it's going to ruin the whole
effect! God damn it! What the hell is
wrong with you?
[Michael remains still]
Freddie Harris: I said what are you
looking at me like that for?
[tapping Michael's forehead]
Freddie Harris: Huh? You don't get it?
You don't get it? Your shit up there
ain't workin or something? Huh? You need
to get you ass back in the garage with
Nora! That's your job! Go back in there
and help her ass out! Go do your job! I
left the back door unlocked for your ass
to go out the back and into the garage!
That's what I did! You need to get the
hell out of here!
[Michael's still motionless]
Freddie Harris: Go on! Skoot! Skadattle!
Get the fuck out of Dodge!
[Michael finally walks away]
Freddie Harris: God damn it... what the
hell does somebody gotta do to get a
little decent help up in this mothafucka?
Freddie
Harris: You hit me like I murdered your
fucking Mother or something!
Jim
Morgan: She must be going for the first
Internet Emmy.
[About
Myers' bed]
Jenna Danzig: This must be where the
demon was conceived.
[Trying
to lure Michael away from Sara]
Rudy Grimes: Hey, Michael. Yeah, I'm
talkin' to you. You want a piece of me?
Rudy
Grimes: You want some of this? Huh? You
want to try and fucking kill me? Huh? You
like sushi, motherfucka?
Rudy
Grimes: Don't distract me.
Jenna Danzig: Oh, I can't help myself. I
am distracting.
Sara:
Look, every time I let you two talk me
into something I live to regret it.
Rudy Grimes: Listen, without me you would
die of boredom.
Jenna Danzig: Us! Without us you would
die of boredom.
Rudy Grimes: Whatever.
Freddie
Harris: [Fighting Michael] Let's see what
you got!
Freddie
Harris: Trick or treat, motherfucker!
Freddie
Harris: Hey Mikey! Happy Fuckin'
Halloween!
Freddie
Harris: Michael Myers is a killer shark.
In baggy ass overalls who gets his kicks
from killing everyone and everything he
comes across.
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