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Directed
by:
Jaume Collet-Serra
Written
by: Chad
Hayes & Carey Hayes
Starring:
Elisha Cuthbert ....
Carly Jones
Chad Michael Murray ....
Nick Jones
Brian Van Holt ....
Bo/Vincent
Paris Hilton .... Paige
Edwards
Jared Padalecki .... Wade
Jon Abrahams .... Dalton
Chapman
Robert Ri'chard ....
Blake
Dragicia Debert ....
Trudy SinclairRelease
Date: Tribecca
Film Festival: April 30,
2005; Quick Theatrical:
May 6, 2005
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Two
teenage twins named Carly
(Elisha Cuthbert) and
Nick (Chad Michale
Murray) go on a trip with
their friends into a
deserted forest to have
fun for the night.
They encounter a vehicle
with a driver inside of
them staring at them and
then the driver leaves.
The next day, one of the
kids' vehicles is damaged
and needs a fan belt so,
they try to go into town
to get something to
repair their vehicle.
They encounter a strange
man in a pick-up truck
dropping off roadkill.
Carly and one of her
friends named Wade (Jared
Padalecki) gets a ride
from him.
There they encounter a
quiet little town that is
apparently deserted.
They meet up with a man
named Bo (Brian Van Holt)
at a local church there
who works at a gas
station as they buy a
piece of equipment at his
station to fix their car.
They also encounter a
House of Wax museum but
it looks very strange.
Later on they get a ride
from Bo as he needs to
pick something up at his
home and Wade uses his
bathroom. Wade is then
captured, tortured and
then turned into wax for
their display at their
museum. Carly tries to
escape and warn others
but eventually they end
up getting slayed by Bo
and his more powerful
freaky looking siamese
twin brother Vincent.
Carly and Nick tries to
find any way to escape
their madness but also
finds out that the locals
at the town are built out
of wax that were once
people too as well as the
whole town being built of
wax.
This
1953 remake very much
resembles to Rob
Zombie's House
of 1000 Corpses but
in much better taste and
style.
Although the film is not
the least bit original
it's still very
disturbing and effective
without a doubt.
A creepy feeling with
those victims having wax
melted over them so they
can't move or do
anything.
The
acting is fairly well
done but Paris Hilton
did not stand out at all
as usual in her films.
Elisha Cuthbert
and Chad
Michael Murray perform
well together as twins
plus Brian Van Holt was
great in his role as the
deceiving man Bo as well
he is convincing playing
a different character as
his ugly siamese twin
Vincent.
The opening scene was
very intense with the
abusive parents and the
younger Bo and Vincent as
children.
Lots
of horror violence folks.
We get stripped off skin
Waxed heads blown off
Torn off waxed arm
Decapitated head
Wooden spike through a
blonde's head
Bo's head being bashed in
with a baseball bat and
lots more.
Jaume
Collet-Serra knows
what do to make a film
disturbing, dark and
spooky.
He had great locations of
the vehicle creeping in
on the teens at night as
well as having a creepy
touch with the tall
tree's.
The scene between Elisha
Cuthbert and Chad
Michael Murray when
she discovers who he
really is was also well
directed and during the
chase between her and him
and what he does to her.
We
have some wonderful scary
classical music composed
by John
Ottman who knows
what he's doing for sure
with each scene of this
film.
We also
have a soundtrack by many
alternative bands like Deftones,
Chops featuring Raekwon,
Disturbed, The Von
Bondies, Interpol, The
Prodigy, Har Mar
Superstar, Stutterfly, My
Chemical Romance, The
Stooges, TJ Santana, T.
Macc, Young Shame and
Taboo, bloodsimple,
Marilyn Manson, Brothers
Conti, My Chemical
Romance, Joy Division and
Dark new Day.
The songtracks were also
very good for the film
too.
Carly
Jones: [Carly
hears a noise outside the
tent] Wade, wake up.
Wade! I heard something.
Wade: Yeah, it's
probably the serial
killers or something.
Nick
Jones: [Dalton is
filming the campsite,
everyone is making out.
Nick sits alone]
Don't even think about
it. There's no way I'm
kissing you, dude.
Blake:
[choosing which one to
give the keys to]
Actually, Im going to let
my man Drive
Dalton Chapman: [hands
Dalton the keys] You
heard the man, get in the
car!
Nick Jones: [squeezes
Dalton's nipple] Give
me the keys.
Dalton Chapman:
Okay!
Carly
Jones: You have to be
careful!
Nick Jones: I am
being careful.
Paige
Edwards: Did you find
that fan belt thing or
whatever?
[scraping
a piece of the House of
Wax off with his knife]
Wade: It is wax,
like... literally.
Carly
Jones: Please don't
kill me.
Paige
Edwards: That's
weird.
Bo:
What are you doing?
Carly Jones:
Waiting for Wade.
Blake:
Hey, man, turn your
lights off.
Nick
Jones: I swear to god
if you hurt her...
VINCENT!
Nick
Jones: He did this to
you?
Dalton
Chapman: You're just
gonna let 'em leave like
that? That guys a freak,
he throws dead animals in
a pit for a living.
Nick Jones: You
clean shit for a
living,Mr Septic Tank
Man. Whats the
difference?
Dalton Chapman:
Well, um - I don't walk
through it. That's one
difference.
Carly
Jones: [about the
smell] I think it's
coming from over there.
Paige Edwards: [sarcastically]
Yeah, let's follow the
smell.
Paige
Edwards: [after
giving Dalton a makeover]
He looks like a smurf.
Carly
Jones: I don't
believe this. You steal a
car and it's my fault.
You evade arrest and it's
the cops' fault...
Nick Jones: One of
'em took a swing at me.
Carly Jones: You
get kicked out of the
house, it's mom and dad's
fault. You lose your
football scholarship and
it's the coach's fault!
You can't keep a job for
more than two weeks
because it's every
manager's fault!
Nick Jones: I'm
surrounded by idiots.
Carly Jones: So
then why did you come, to
piss me off?
Nick Jones: Why
don't you get it? You're
the good twin, I'm the
evil one.
Carly Jones: Grow
up. You are so afraid to
take things seriously.
Dalton
Chapman: Hey do you
think that Wade will stay
with Carly after she
moves to New York?
Nick Jones: I
don't know. Maybe...
Dalton Chapman:
Cause you know... the way
shes been lookin at me...
Nick Jones: Hey!
It ain't happening, man.
And even if it was
happening - it ain't
happening.Nothing
personal
Dalton Chapman:
Why's that? I mean, you
like me better than Wade
right?
Nick Jones: [sighs]
Wade's not so bad.
Dalton Chapman:
Yeah, I like Wade, too.
Blake:
[after Dalton is given
a make-over] He looks
like Elton John, only
gayer.
Dalton Chapman:
Elton John is gay?
Paige
Edwards: Lip balm. I
dropped my stupid lip
balm.
Bo:
Mom would be proud. She
always said that your
talent would make up for
what God took away from
you.
Wade:
I'm sorry, we just needed
a fanbelt
Bo: A fanbelt? You
walk in on a funeral for
a fucking fanbelt?
Nick
Jones: You're saying
that that's a real
person... underneath?
Trudy
Sinclair: [talking
to a young Bo]
Shuddup! Oooh, why can't
you be more like your
brother?
Nick
Jones: Ugh, Dalton,
did you crap your pants
again?
Dalton Chapman:
What? No, I dont know,
maybe. I am wearing my
work clothes.
Nick
Jones: [stuck in a
traffic jam on the way to
the game] It's not
moving
Blake: It'll MOVE!
Paige Edwards:
It's not moving
Blake: It will!
Nick Jones: Turn
it around! Dude, turn the
car around!
Blake: [Blake
leans his head down in
defeat, hitting the horn
and making it blare]
Carly
Jones: No, there's
no-one at the gas
station!
Paige Edwards:
We'll meet you back at
camp, but more than a few
yards away from that pet
cemetery.
The
Widescreen Edition DVD
Features:
Available
Subtitles: English,
Spanish, French
Available
Audio Tracks: English
(Dolby Digital 5.1),
Spanish (Dolby Digital
5.1), French (Dolby
Digital 5.1)
B-roll and
bloopers video cast
commentary
From
Location: Joel Silver
Reveals House of Wax
Wax On: The
Design of House of Wax
The House
Built on Wax: visual
effects
Alternate
open: Jennifer killed
Gag reel
Theatrical
trailer
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