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   Different campers enter                          the woods of Abberdine County not                          realising it's run by two backwoods women                          named Edda (Natalie Geneva) and Raven                          (Ellen Keefer) who kidnap, beat and                          torture anyone who camps out there and                          sends them to their master the Conjurer                          who is 150 years old and brought up the                          living dead to kill anything there to top                          it all off.One of the survivors whom were once                          tortured there named Molly (Liz Goddard)                          escapes and is lost in the woods while a                          couple camping out named Meg (Teresa                          Deasey) and Mike (Ivan Sadowski) are                          being terrorised by zombies killing Mike                          the two of them encounter a zombie hunter                          named Sean Steel (Jeff Cooper) who                          explains to them about the Conjurer who                          uses a Fortune Teller named Jessie                          (Winter Wytchwood) to use her victims                          blood to brew her life sustaining potions                          that keep her alive but do not keep her                          from aging.
 His mission is to overthrow the Conjuror,                          but anyone who wants to survive this                          gruesome and heinous ordeal will have to                          find the courage to fight for their                          lives.
 
   The film shows some nice scenery in the deep dark                          woods. There's a good shot on the character Jessie practising her magic and                          setting stuff up but the discussion between                          her and Meg  is a real bore.Then we have a scene where Edda beats up Jessie  and                          I can't describe how terrible and                          amateurish it looked as it seems like                          kids in middle school drama class showing typical                          fake punches and phony sobbing too within all of this.
 We spot good close up shots on both Edda  using a whip with Molly  tied up but spotting alot on what was going on loked horrible.
 There are good shots on both Meg  and Mike  having a bonfire on their                          camping trip even if their discussions were                          low on energy.
 There's good shots on the  zombie's in                          the dark forest but yet the things are rushed as it doesn't seem convincing but it look's good when they are about to attack Molly                           but her                          reactions to screaming and running away                          looked very amateurish.
 There's lots of good dark shots on Molly  running through the dark                          forest and later on spotting a container                          and drinking a big bottle of coke which looked a bit more                          believeable there acting like she's very                          thirsty.
 Molly                           was averagely convincing by acting drunk near a tent acting silly                          with a good shot on Edda  grinning standing there with a shot on Molly  swinging her axe clumsily which looked                          fairly amusing. We also have a good shot                          on Sean Steel dressed as a                          Conjurer and  Molly  gets psyched                          out by it as all of this looks neat.
 We spot a good presence by Sean  towards Edda  this time as his                          normal self and explaining who he is with                          her acting drunk and silly.
 There's many lacking moments with Edda  throwing both Molly  and Meg  in                          a shack and torturing them with their                          reactions looking very amateurish.
 We have a good shot on the zombies circling around near a cauldron                          and Edda ordering them to do                          stuff.
 We have a good shot on Sean  as                          the Conjurer placing a voodoo doll on a                          table with bones as hands and legs and                          cutting them in half.
 We have the odd good shot on Sean  aiming to kill a zombie along with Molly  hitting some sort of a metal gong trying                          to attract the zombie's and then killing                          them.
 Yet we spot Molly  whacking Edda  with a shovel which wasn't the least bit                          convincing when it was supposed to look                          extremely brutal.
 Bottom line is that this is 
                            another one of                          those locals using his home video camera                          and decided to make a movie and it's so                          bad it's good. I do have to say it is an                          improvement compared to most of the junk                          out there. Tons of bad performances                          and it looks lacking but still fun to                          watch with some interesting moments on                          the zombie's (You see them wearing their                          runners this movie was non budgeted and                          can tell they're wearing masks too) as                          well as some gothic moments to top it all                          off.
 However the movie is overly long showing                          alot of the boring moments but there's                          the fun moments with the bonfires too and                          the terrorising as well with the                          backwoods bitches too who kidnap and                          torment anyone on their campground land.
 Watch it for the kicks but if you want to                          watch a long movie and having your time                          worth for each good plot this one isn't                          for you.
 
 The acting is                          horrible for the most part as pretty much                          most of these actors were just saying                          their lines with no character at all and                          it seems like they are friends of the                          filmmakers. However, lead actor Jeff                          Cooper (Sean Steel) who made this film plays a                          zombie slayer named Sean Steel who seems                          to put some humor and heroic attitude to                          his part. Not to say he was overly good                          but was passable.Liz Goddard (Molly) was low on enegry                          throughout most of her performance but                          seemed to bring on the humor when she                          gets drunk which is one of the only                          things worth watching in her performance. Her painful screaming in the film sounded horrible.
 Natalie Geneva (Edda) had the right looks                          to play an evil one in this film in a                          Last House on the Left kind of way but at                          times she was slow on making her                          character believeable but later on seemed                          to do well with her aggressions.
 
 Charlemagne                          Domiana is fully nude from top to                          bottom lying down during the beginning of                          this movie. 
 There's a                          decapitated head of a zombie with some                          blood oozing but it all looked                          amateurish.We have some slit wrists.
 Some people spit out blood.
 
 Believe it or not the music                          is the best thing about this film as we                          have some strong classical music scores                          if you can believe it for a no budgeter                          like this one by having lots of                          adventureous violin playing and at times                          some heavy drum beats too.There's a good peaceful flute playing                          during a moment with the fortune teller                          setting her stuff up. We also have the                          odd adventureous guitar riffs and chants                          too.
 
 Molly: (Laughing after taking a swig of a drink                          near a tent) It aint Kool-Aid           |