

A
lesbian named Lilith (Stephanie Blonde)
is not getting it on too much with her
lover and then meets up with a horny head
vampiress Carmilla (Lolita Langsuir) who
tempts her to be with her for eternity
and finally goes to her mansion and keeps
her there after she bites her on the neck
and shows the pleasures of
girl-on-girl love to sweet young Lilith
with depraved vampires of Carmilla's
coven.
The next day there are flyers on her
missing which triggers a vampiress slayer
named Muffy (Circe) to track her down and
kill every lesbian vampiress on the
street till she connects with Carmilla to
do them all in with holy water and other
objects. To top it all off, horror host,
Mr. Creeps, brings back the spirit of Ed
Wood to solve the problems of these
demented Goth scream queens.

Oh my god I nearly
shut this one off as it looked like a
soft core porn dud with just an excuse on
using vampiress' calling it a horror
flick and the rest showing lesbian sex
scene's throughout the story and doing
stuff in perverted ways. There's an overly long sex scene with two women touching and feeling one another with the
camera showing their various bodies and I
was thinking to myself am I watching a
porn flick or a horror flick?
Well most of it
is but it saves for me reviewing it by
having a slayer planning to do them in.
Not the least bit scary and extremely
pointless.
There's many other women dressing
and undressing with shots of their bodies
in which the filmmakers should be
working in the porn industry instead of
the horror film industry.
There is an interesting moment with
a vampire slayer getting tough
and stabbing a
vampire hooker with her screaming
although it looked very trashy but it caught
my attention.
We have an interesting party ceremony
with a host and close up
shots on the partygoers showing
their expressions and the odd vampire
fangs too.
There's some shots on a dateless vampire
playing peekaboo on someone in a park with some okay shots
on it but after she strangles him his
reactions are very lacking. Then we have some good red spotlight
shots on the two of them with her clawing
him. There's a shot on him rising from the
ground which looked very phony as he was
really buried in leaves and he was
supposedly rising from the ground.
There's some close up shots on the partygoers and vampires biting one another
but this is as best horror as it
gets since most other scene's were just
sex scene's which is sad. We do have a
neat sex scene that involved the lead character Carmilla making out with a
henchman and close up shots exposing his
vampire fangs.
Bottom line is that this film is only worth watching for the
guys who likes getting errected and not
in the mood for some hard core
pornography as the plot is pretty much as
weak as watching an X rated film. Avoid
this at all costs.

The acting is
terrible and obviously friends of the
filmmaker that never took a single acting
lesson at all. The lead vampiress played
by Lolita Langsuir (Carmilla) was
way too much not knowing how to do a
character with her rantings and you can
tell she was really trying. Still she
looked like a born amateur. There's a moment when she tries to come on strong towards another person and her performance here looks extremely awful on
how her approach is and unconvincing too.
Circe (Muffy the Vampire Slayer) however seemed interesting
with her aggressions as a vampire slayer
but yet she'd be better at a goofy comedy
with the way she performed.
Daywalker (Henchman) had the nice dark looks as
a henchman and at times showed some
intersting dark actions but again he was
another born amateur.
The rest wasn't worth reviewing and are
totally forgettable.

We have gratitious
nudity which many different moments on
lesbians showing their boobs having sex
as well as some shower scene's plus a
shot on a naked woman from vagina rolling
up to her breasts too.

Some badly looking
blood bites here and there with blood
pouring down a naked body the odd time
There's some claw marks on a guys chest.
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