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   A
                            lesbian named Lilith (Stephanie Blonde)
                            is not getting it on too much with her
                            lover and then meets up with a horny head
                            vampiress Carmilla (Lolita Langsuir) who
                            tempts her to be with her for eternity
                            and finally goes to her mansion and keeps
                            her there after she bites her on the neck
                            and shows the pleasures of
                              girl-on-girl love to sweet young Lilith
                              with depraved vampires of Carmilla's
                              coven.The next day there are flyers on her
                                missing which triggers a vampiress slayer
                                named Muffy (Circe) to track her down and
                                kill every lesbian vampiress on the
                                street till she connects with Carmilla to
                                do them all in with holy water and other
                                objects. To top it all off, horror host,
                                  Mr. Creeps, brings back the spirit of Ed
                                  Wood to solve the problems of these
                                  demented Goth scream queens.
 
   Oh my god I nearly
                            shut this one off as it looked like a
                            soft core porn dud with just an excuse on
                            using vampiress' calling it a horror
                            flick and the rest showing lesbian sex
                            scene's throughout the story and doing
                            stuff in perverted ways. There's  an overly long sex scene with two women  touching and feeling one another with the
                            camera showing their various bodies and I
                            was thinking to myself am I watching a
                            porn flick or a horror flick?Well most of it
                              is but it saves for me reviewing it by
                              having a slayer planning to do them in.
                              Not the least bit scary and extremely
                              pointless.
 There's  many other women dressing
                              and undressing with shots of their bodies
                              in which  the filmmakers should be
                              working in the porn industry instead of
                              the horror film industry.
 There is an interesting moment with
                            a vampire slayer getting tough
                            and stabbing  a
                            vampire hooker with her screaming
                            although it looked very trashy but it caught
                            my attention.
 We have an interesting party ceremony
                            with a host  and close up
                            shots on the partygoers showing
                            their expressions and the odd vampire
                            fangs too.
 There's some shots on  a dateless vampire
                            playing peekaboo on someone in a park with some okay shots
                            on it but after she strangles him his
                            reactions are very lacking. Then we have some good red spotlight
                            shots on the two of them with her clawing
                            him. There's a shot on him rising from the
                            ground which looked very phony as he was
                            really buried in leaves and he was
                            supposedly rising from the ground.
 There's some close up shots on the partygoers and vampires biting one another
                            but this is as best horror as it
                            gets since most other scene's were just
                            sex scene's which is sad. We do have a
                            neat sex scene that involved the lead character Carmilla  making out with  a
                            henchman and close up shots exposing his
                            vampire fangs.
 Bottom line is that this film is only worth watching for the
                              guys who likes getting errected and not
                              in the mood for some hard core
                              pornography as the plot is pretty much as
                              weak as watching an X rated film. Avoid
                              this at all costs.
 
 The acting is
                            terrible and obviously friends of the
                            filmmaker that never took a single acting
                            lesson at all. The lead vampiress played
                            by Lolita Langsuir (Carmilla) was
                            way too much not knowing how to do a
                            character with her rantings and you can
                            tell she was really trying. Still she
                            looked like a born amateur. There's a moment when she tries to come on strong towards another person and her performance here looks extremely awful on
                            how her approach is and unconvincing too.Circe (Muffy the Vampire Slayer) however seemed interesting
                            with her aggressions as a vampire slayer
                            but yet she'd be better at a goofy comedy
                            with the way she performed.
 Daywalker (Henchman) had the nice dark looks as
                            a henchman and at times showed some
                            intersting dark actions but again he was
                            another born amateur.
 The rest wasn't worth reviewing and are
                            totally forgettable.
 
 We have gratitious
                            nudity which many different moments on
                            lesbians showing their boobs having sex
                            as well as some shower scene's plus a
                            shot on a naked woman from vagina rolling
                            up to her breasts too. 
 Some badly looking
                            blood bites here and there with blood
                            pouring down a naked body the odd timeThere's some claw marks on a guys chest.
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