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   In
                        1969 a bunch of hippies are partying out
                        and then are being eaten alive by
                        zombie's as an ancient curse has been
                        spilled all over the world and one of the
                        survivors named Sadie (Laurie Love) and
                        her boyfriend Tristan (Aaron
                        Ginn-forsberg) tries to get help near a
                        malt shop as the employee there named
                        Darrell Lee (Neal Trout) tries to help
                        them but also discovers that Tristan is a
                        werewolf which freaks Sadie out but finds
                        out that he is there to help her and
                        tells her about her history of her great,
                        great Grandmother named Lucy whom was
                        cursed to become a ravenous werewolf
                        herself by the devil's daughter centuries
                        ago and was shot by a silver bullet.Since the ancient curse has arised Lucy
                        rises from the grave and wants to take
                        over the world by hunting for Sadie in
                        which both Sadie and Darrell drive away
                        and try to find safety but runs into a
                        filmmaker at a ghost town named Dave
                        (Randy Oppenheimer) and his crew in which
                        they try to trap themselves in one of the
                        houses for safety but after what Sadie
                        tells him with this curse going on makes
                        him more interested to filming all that's
                        happening.
 Both Sadie and Darrell try to put a stop
                        to Lucy's evil deeds and save the world
                        from this curse but things become very
                        difficult for them when the gates of hell
                        are about to be unleashed which happens
                        during an eclipsed blood moon.
 
   There's a shitload of slapstick used in this flick which seems to work okay. There's a good old fashioned beginning
                            with hippies hanging out and partying with
                            zombie's running in
                            attacking and eating people alive which
                            looked like a good beginning for the
                            film.There's good fast paced scene's with both character's Darrell Lee  and Lucy  defending themselves with weapons against
                            the zombies or werewolves
                            showing slapstick aggressive attitude
                            near a malt shop.
 There's many good shots on the supporting character Tristan  using
                            his rifle and blowing zombie's away along
                            with good close up shot exposing his
                            fangs even if you could tell that they
                            look a bit fake. There's also a good
                            moment with him telling Sadie about her family history as well as why
                            this is all happening. There's some interesting gothic
                            flashback sequences with Sadie's 
                            great grandmother Lucy performing
                            sacrifices as well as shots on  the devil doing his evil
                            deeds too in which the camera shots in this scene looked like an impressive old
                            fashioned exploited goth scene.
 There's good shots on Sadie  and Darell  driving away arguing about stuff which
                            looked quite cheesily done.
 There's some interesting shots on  Lucy rising from the grave with her
                            hands first approaching out of the ground
                            and then doing the rest which looked very
                            convincing.
 There's good shots on a band
                            performing at a bar as well as other
                            bikers acting wild and
                            showing their fangs. Then there's many
                            good corny takes on  Lucy
                            beating up on them.
 There's a good moment with both  Sadie and Darell  talking to  a movie maker
                            on what's happening as well as a camera
                            closing in on Darell  when he
                            turns around and shoots some  zombie's along with all of
                            them trying to get away.
 There's a good comedic moment with  a fellow named Phil after he gets
                            out of his car when blood sheds on his
                            shirt and getting upset about it towards
                            a zombie and then
                            trying to get away after he realises that
                            it's not an actor performing.
 There's a good close up shot on  Lucy disguising herself as Sadie
                            feeling herself and then talking dirty
                            towards Darell  with him choked up
                            and excited which looked kooky as well as
                            good shots on him in the woods with her
                            and then getting under her spell with a
                            shot on him drawing quick pictures while
                            she gets sneering towards him.
 There's a cheesy discussion between Darell  and a  bartender
                            at the bar with him pouring shots on
                            alcohol in his glass when he discusses a problem along with shots on Sanchez  laughing and getting sarcastic. Then a
                            good shot on Darell  turning
                            around and shooting him getting
                            aggressive in a comedic fashion which
                            tried hard to show some good comedic
                            timing but it was slightly rusty.
 There's a good shot on both supporting character's Tess and Chuck  back to back while they
                            try to fend off the zombie's with a camera zooming around
                            them when she confesses to him about her
                            sexual fantasies with him showing good
                            timing with the dark comedy and horror.
 A nice brief discussion with Darell towards Sadie  when he
                            tries to do his mission to save the world
                            which looked heroic in a corny fashion
                            but it seemed to work.
 There's a good confrontation between   Lucy and Tristan  having
                            a final conforntation when the gates of
                            hell open up and him trying to stop her
                            from her evil deeds which was probably
                            the best scene ever in this film.
 I'm a fan of
                            cheesy Grindhouse drive
                            in horror's but this one bit the dust
                            since the story didn't seem to do much
                            other than people running away and trying
                            to survive from zombie's, vampires and
                            werewolves all in one but we've seen this
                            before and was done in a better fashion.
                            I saved this from bombing due to a fair
                            direction and performance other than that
                            it would've been considered a golden
                            turkey.
 I mean I do understand that these types
                            will have alot of slapstick style as well
                            as the horror in it but you couldn't tell
                            if it was basically a comedy using horror
                            elements at first. It's a mix of both but
                            less serious than other of those types
                            like Shaun of the Dead or Evil Dead 2 for
                            example. In fact, there's a chopped off
                            hand attacking someone which seems to be
                            a tribute to the scene's like that used
                            in Evil Dead 2. Except
                            that film was alot funnier.
 There's also a real funny moment when a
                            jamaican is sucked into hell and he
                            decides to light a joint with raggae
                            music playing and him getting to the beat
                            which made me laugh so another pointer
                            for rating this a bat.
 Bottom line is this tried to pay a
                            tribute to zombie's, vampire's and
                            werewolves bringing it all together and
                            making a spoof on it but it doesn't work
                            at all plus they intended to make the
                            film pieces look rough and shaky as well
                            as showing in the middle of the film
                            announcing some film clips are missing
                            and going to the next scene which can be
                            fun to watch if the flick had a better
                            plot to it. The story was very fast and
                            hard to understand so I'd skip this one
                            and try something else like another Grindhouse
                            flick in 2007 titled Planet
                              Terror in which that one had
                            alot more wit and style to it.
 
 The acting was
                            incredibly corny but this is what to
                            expect from an exploited Grindhouse flick
                            and we get lots of it. Lead actress Laurie
                              Love (Sadie / Lucy) takes on two different roles in
                            the film playing the first one as a tough
                            girl with an attitude problem
                            showing great energy to this part and
                            really delivering her lines quickly like
                            the story without a lacking moment and also shows off a good arrogance. The
                            other part she plays is a great
                            grandmopther to this part as an evil type
                            of sorceress  in which she is
                            corny by speaking evil and sneering as
                            well. Plus she knew how to act obnoxious
                            and aggressive with all the nasty deeds
                            she does along with acting believeably
                            powerful in a slapstick horror fashion
                            which isn't too bad at all. Also does a good job by acting demanding and vicious in a bar scene with good powerful blocking when she beats others up. She proved
                            her versatality alltogether.Neal Trout (Darell Lee) as the one trying to save
                            the day by operating a malt parlour by
                            night was truly annoying which was the
                            intenstion as he knew how to have a hyped
                            of voice for the role but again you feel
                            like slapping him as he gets on your
                            nerves big time by watching him.
 Randy Oppenheimer (Dave) bring some
                            characteristics as a nutty moviemaker
                            coming across as someone who is too
                            addicted to his work to care about the
                            problems with the zombie's happening and
                            was quite a ham with nhis performance in
                            the film. He deserves a pat on the back
                            for doing his best.
 Jennifer Rio (Tess) knew how to act
                            stressed out as the filmmakers assistant
                            by getting very short and frusterated
                            with all that is happening. She seemed to
                            know her stuff to the role that she
                            portrays in this flick. She acted quite
                            kookie too and can do well with the
                            comedy elements used in this flick.
 Aaron Ginn-forsberg (Tristan) shows a perfect
                            seriousness to his role in the flick as a
                            werewolf trying to save the world as well
                            from the evil's that are happening and I
                            must say that I found him to be the best
                            actor in this flick even if he wasn't in
                            every scene. He really came across as
                            very powerful in his performance.
 Jose Rosette (Sanchez) came across well as a
                            vampire biker in the film showing great
                            tough expressions in the film and really
                            knowing on how to act rough and menacing
                            too. He looked perfect for the role as if
                            he was really like that.
 
 Some bar dancers pull down
                            their top exposing their breasts.A woman is barebreasted fornicating in
                            bed.
 There's a barebreasted artwork of a woman
                            hung in a bar.
 
 Many heads are blown off by
                            rifle's inclduing a bullet hole in one of
                            them.Zombie's are biting away on people which
                            looked very bloody.
 A hands skin is melted to the skeleton
                            bone on a demonic woman.
 Lots of blood splurting out after gun
                            shots
 A hand piece is attacking someone
 
 There's some odd spanish
                            guitar playing with funky saxophone music
                            in many spots of the film. There's also
                            the odd banjo playing too. Plus we hear
                            some updated techno beats too.                            |