A group of tough woman biker gang known as the Cycle Sluts enters an isolated town in which the locals don't want them there. However, a bunch of zombies, that were unleashed from a cave, invades and kills the locals so these women come to the rescue.

The story was a mish mash as it was hard to follow as to what was what so I will do my best here.....

Some nice shots and moments with the female biker gang rolling along a desert road as well as going to an isolated town. Yet some of their discussions seemed a little hokey at times. Other times it seemed okay while they act tough.

Some blind kid on a school bus take a break for a bit while a child on a bike goes in and explores something inside what looks like a cave only to unleash some zombies. How all of this was set out looked trashy and hokey to watch. Plus the blind kids get on a bus and manage to get away. None of this looked entertainingly suspenseful to watch whatsoever.
There's other situations between the storyline these zombies are on the long road heading to the town as this still looked lame to what as to what happens here.

While the biker chicks are in town one of them named Jewel turns on a jukebox in a pub and starts to dance and sing like crazy. This looked a little annoying to watch although this chick had a ton of energy getting down.
Another one whom is a younger biker T.C. is spraypainting graffiti on a wall in which she's approach by a clean cut guy as their conversations looked pretty good and offering some charm into what they were talking about.
Trouble occurs with the locals carrying rifles along with the mayor getting obnoxious with them and threatening for these biker girls to leave. This started to look a bit more entertaining to watch saving this clunker from bombing. The action was energised after this situations but not a whole lot.

One of them named Dede falls in love with a redneck Donny in which they are pitted against a maniac Ralph Willum in which he has some body bags of corpses inside. Suddenly these dead people spring into action along with Willum shooting one of these two. Definitely a good horror touch during these moment than the stupid comedy that was used in the awful story so far.

Dede spots as to what this psycho is doing in which he seems to be a mad scientist raising the dead. Some of this looked a little too kookie to watch. Some of them are crawling to life and so fourth. She does spot of of her gang members but this chick isn't whom she is anymore. Yet this doesn't look terrorising as intended. Yet when this biker attacks a dead body it does offer some fast paced action.

Jewel gets aggressive and demanding to her fellow bikers in a place which looked powerful to watch. She pushes the limit to having Dede having a brawl with her. This was well set and energetic to what we spot here.

The zombies start to invade the isolated town in which a middle class family is having a quiet night watching TV and one of member of the family enters home but he isn't the same. Suddenly, a group of zombies break through the place to attack. This I had to admit was well done too and well shot by what we spot in this scene.
The bikers become heroes when they try to save a baby in the house that's starting to burn down along with struggling against the zombies there. It did look mildly funny when one of these chicks tosses the infant out the window with the other one catching it.

Then everyone starts to go to the school bus where the blind kids are residing. Believe it or not these children are trying to blow away these things which looked stupid to watch. It was even more stupid to what everyone was discussing.

The fun rolls in greatly when the bikers spring into action by devouring the zombies using their motorbikes with weapons. Lots of horror violence throughout all of this. Done in a good horror action style. You gorehounds will love all of this I can assure you.
A perfect touch during these battles is when one of them is getting strangled, one of their gang members whom is already a zombie herself saves her. THis is a nice new moment in a zombie flick that you don't see everyday.

The ending looked nice when some of these blind kids are wearing uniforms from the biker gangs as an appreciation for helping win the battle. The bikers become heroes for sure which is another nice pointer from this bombing. But still a really bad flick nonetheless.

Bottom line is that it's rushed alot and hard to follow a bit. Tries so hard to being funny but misses by a longshot. Some great action packed moments but that's about it. Not really scary at all it was that cheesy. But not a bad budget. Just a cheesy story and all. Making this was a waste of time and easily forgettable. Skip this and watch Shaun of the Dead instead!

The acting is worked in quite well but only certain one's stand out so I will try and dig up the one's worth mentioning......

Oh yes, our lead actress Jamie Rose (Dede) stood out the most out of the cast. Showed a good level headed attitude. Was convincingly as a smart type by how she performed. Showed off terrific energy and enthusiasm when going into battle. Had the beautiful looks too which was also a plus. Had alot of energy too.

Catherine Carlen (Rox) showed it off as a decent type of biker. Shows off a great calmness to what she did. She breezed through well with her lines and offers a great versatality by acting tough whenever she had to be. Also shows off great energy too.

Lycia Naff (T.C.) played a younger biker offering the cute girl next door looks. Also shows off some spunky and charming behavior. I have to admit that she stood out well and grabbed my attention a great deal. Within whatever she had here came off greatly.

Vicki Frederick (Jewel) really brought it on with her wild behavior really getting down by showing off her annoying actions as well as trying to act tough. Was convincing as a show off. Does well bhy acting cocky and right to the point. Plus does well going into battles when the terror strikes. She really knew on how to act heroic.

Ed Gale (Bob Littleton) seemed to be a real piece of dynamite while getting into action. He also was clear within what he did and delivered his lines quite well. Offers some nice characteristics when he performes. He also reacts well to stuff too.

Don Calfa (Ralph Willum) had an effective supporting role. Studied this part fairly well as a mad scientist of some type. Knew on how to act indsane by what he did. Springs into action when trying to be in for the kill as well as showing great anxiety during certain suspenseful situations.

Don Calfa exposes his butt in a room he is locked in.

Heads chopped off.
Neck bites.
Decapitations.
Flesh bitten off.
Bloody gun shots.
Arms and legs torn off.
Pieces of flesh off of heads and other parts of the bodies.

Daniel May is only half good with his composing so I will review the good parts. Does a great job with the guitar riffs which blends in well with the scene's on the women bikers rolling along or doing some action packed fighting. Some nice army type rolls here and there. For the lame parts we hear hokey type of music and some singing that doesn't make sense. So you have both that work and doesn't work.

Opening title card: Life's a bitch and then you die. Usually.

[Bob Willum and a grieving widow are at a grave]
Ralph Willum: Dearly beloved we are gathered...
[He notices sand leaking out of the coffin, as it is devoid of the corpse]
Ralph Willum: Well... what the fuck, why dwell on it?

Rox: You're the Sluts! Try and act like it!

Lance: Blind kids, a midget, dykes on bikes... we could start a side-show!

Donny: Jeez, Dad, maybe if you don't eat anybody, nobody'll notice you're a zombie.

Dede: [an army of zombies attacks the town] Shoot!
Nurse: We can't. They're us. They're good people.
Dede: They're going to eat you!
Nurse: Family.