Hooker With a Hacksaw (2017)

   

Produced, Cinematographed & Directed by: Donald Farmer

Written by:
Donald Farmer & Kasper Meltedhair

Starring:

.... Kirsten
.... Raymond
.... Ali

Special Appearance:

Linnea Quigley .... Sadie

Release Dates: Direct-to-DVD: August 5, 2017;
Horror On Sea Film Festival: January 11, 2019

Rating:

 

A hooker named Kirsten (Kasper Meltedhair) has psychological issues in which she kills dysfunctional people or others who have wronged her with a hacksaw.

 

Amateurish from the beginning when we spot the lead character Kirsten walking by and some perverted type mocking her and then goes into a hallucination sawing his head which didn't look to least bit horrifying as well as it looking too long to watch.
What's even worst is after the opening credits there's a party and everyone is dancing the same steps and so fourth which looked so unnatural and didn't look enjoyable at all.
It gets even more lame when she goes to a clients place and wants her fooling around with a skeletal figure with him watching as this scene took way too long to watch and unfold. I was watching in agony and was wondering as to when the horror will come out of this to make this piece look a bit more entertaining.
What looked mildly entertaining in a real amateurish kind of way is when she is watching a movie in her car of a grindhouse zombie flick but the settings took me a while to figure that she was in a drive in which the settings didn't look impressive at all.
Then the horror does come into the story as there's a fair setting of two freaks wearing masks while tying her up and tormenting her but it needed to look more inspirational. Then she snaps and maanges to untie herself as well as killing one of them which doesn't look greatly effective due to their lack of budget on the effects.
Along in the story there's pointless discussions and so fourth and then Kirsten goes into a Halloween shop to look for costumes and so fourth which is yet another time waster big time and what's crazier is that she goes out wearing something to make herself look deadly due to an obnoxious hulking man being abusive to a woman as this looked mildly intense to watch even if there's really bad one liners.
Probably the best scene in this movie which says very little is when Kisrsten hallucinates seeing one of her tormentors previously and goes crazy with nice night shots on her going into the kill. But once again this is saying very little and you're not missing out on much folks. However there's some gore on what she does which looks sick.
Then her best friend Ali is being tortured to death which doesn't look the least bit convincing and very low on energy by how this was all set out.
More pointless scene's not worth mentioning as it was a total time waster but then she goes to her so called pimp's place and what she does to his cock which looked twisted and lame to watch.

I was thinking to myself when the fuck is this film finally going to end??? There's a bit more to watch which involves someone who's inspired by this hookers killing which looked incredibly stupid to watch as well as a little girl that plans to saw one of her dolls. If this sounds lame it just is.
Bottom line is that this looked like a group of friends trying to make a film that doesn't know jack shit on how to write a proper story or afford much on effects. I'm quite surprised that this clunker was released as it doesn't have anything going for it. Porn is better to watch than this heap of trash.

The acting is extremely bad as it looked like friends of the filmmakers being cast cause they couldn't afford to hire real one's as our lead actress (Kirsten) was extremely low on her energy and couldn't get into her role at all. She was wooden in every way especially with her emotional attitude. I don't know why she was cast in this role as it was a bad choice. She seriously is not cut out to be in this industry whatsoever.
(Raymond) who played the pimp was too over the top with his sarcastic and goofy behavior. He wasn't funny although he tried to behave this way. He got on my nerves a great deal. He did a better job but not too much.
(Ali) was probably the best in the cast as someone whom is outgoing or sympathetic but I will stress that she couldn't pull off characertistics too well but better than the other cast members. When she is sobbing in fear she is very off key to doing this during the near end of her performance.

Two women are barebreasted on a grindhouse film

The effects look bad but there's a sawed off head
Leg sawed off
Crotch being sawed
Insides torn out

Tony Proffer composes the music for this film and most of the time it sounds incredibly annyoing with techo type sounds for the most part. However there's some nice old fashioned organ music in a certain scene which I liked. Then there's lame uplifting classical music during a near lesbian slow dancing scene. Sorry folks this person doesn't cut it bt there's worst composers out there I can assure you that.